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What is shoehorn?when a dudes erect penis curves upward and looks like a shoehorn "Check out mikes shoehorn, that thing is made to make em moan!" shoehorn - meme gifshoehorn - videoShoehorn - what is it?To "Shoehorn" is the ability and occasional obligation to assist a friend in charming and seducing a girl of their choosing. Seriously man I need this. Can you please shoehorn me this time? What does "shoehorn" mean?The act of using a finger to slide a penis into a tight vagina, normally a vagina, imitating the act of using a shoehorn to slide your foot into a shoe. Guy: Dude did you hear about Jac? Shoehorn - what does it mean?"To have a gang bang with a large black woman in an unusually small car." "Hey guys I was in a crazy shoehorn last night!" Shoehorn - meaningSomeone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased Shoehorn - definitionA tight squeeze into a female's bearded clam "You're not a virgin are you love, its a bit of a shoehorn" Shoehorn - slangthe act of using your thumb as a "shoehorn" to get your "less than excited" cock inside a girl's vagina, when due to a long night, your cock appears to look more like your bellybutton. guy: "did you fuck her last night?" Shoehorn1. (noun) a young woman, usually under thirty, with the implication that her vagina is excessively small(tight) so that one may "need a shoehorn" to insert anything into it, i.e. a penis, finger, dildo, squash or coke bottle "Nice...look at that shoehorn sitting over there." ShoehornA move used on a virgin. You stick a finger or thumb into the vagina, so it makes it easier to get that big ass dick into that slut, bitch, or cunt. My cousin Kyle once used the shoehorn to fuck dat bitch Jacqueline. ShoehornTo force something, usually an idea or concept, into a field in which it doesn't belong "I really wish they wouldn't shoehorn microtransactions into these adventure games." |
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