What is shmeep?

An item you ask for at a coffee shop

You- Hey do guys sell shmeeps?

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shmeep - video

Shmeep - what is it?

A shmeep is code word for Mitch is a queef fuck

God, Mitch is such a shmeep.

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What does "shmeep" mean?

under the influence

I am two bottles deep and totally shmeeped/shpeeped right now.

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Shmeep - what does it mean?

Shmeep the shmop

He is shmeeping the shmop

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Shmeep - meaning

Something that is funny, usually because it’s racial, against woman’s rights, or talking about sexuality.

Anthony: Who just wakes up one morning and says “I want to try a penis”
Preston, Luca, Josh: I’m so shmeeped

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Shmeep - definition

Shmeep- (adj., verb., noun., adverb., etc.)

A word that serves the purpose of any other word when meaning is supposed to be kept to ones self

I know I'm not supposed to use this kind of language, but SHMEEP!!!!!

Bob: What are you hiding?

You: I'm hiding the fact that shmeep shmeep shmeep shmeep shmeep.

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Shmeep - slang

Someone who survives only by carefully following guidelines given to them by an authority figure.

Shmeeps are the worst at conversations because they only have a small handful of talking points given to them by their overlords. A shmeep will completely dissolve into a pile of mush if you ask them to provide facts, or evidence to support their claims.

Did you see the way Jim pulled his mask up when I came over to him ?

"I know right, he's a total shmeep "

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Shmeep

Shmeeps is an outer body experience and when you feel one coming on (you'll know when) you must express it by announcing "shmeeps" in any tone and dialect you feel is appropriate for the situation you are in.

If you are having a long day you would shmeep, while accentuating the "eeeeps" part. ex; "shmeeeeeeeeeeeps"

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If you are scared you can say "ah shmeeps" quickly

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Shmeep

a word to use in awkward silences

joe: hi..you are sexy
suzy: shmeep

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Shmeep

an interjection commonly replacing moop meep and or shmoopas a way to disrupt and awkward silence in an atempt to bust the gut of the receiver. or chasing cahoots.

hey bill.....
what?
.......SHMEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahhahhhahaha

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