Definder - what does the word mean?

What is shlocking?

Insult for a person who shows a lack of concern for problems.

People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.

He doesn't care about the desperate at all, that fucking shlock!

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Shlocking - what is it?

A person named Shod's cock.

DAYUM, he put that shlock to good use last night ;!

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What does "shlocking" mean?

Acronym; spat/sprayed hot liquid over computer keyboard.
See also SHLOMM; SHMUCK

That was so funny I shlock - ed.

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Shlocking - what does it mean?

A small piece of material (similar to a sock) that covers a mans junk.

person 1: Hey John its cold in here you got a jacket?

person 2: No, but I got a shlock you can borrow.

person 1: Whats a shlock??
person 2: Its my cock cover. Fits like a sock.

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Shlocking - meaning

1. The violent act of breaking another's neck in self-defence
2. To make one pass out forcefully

Keep talking like a bitch and I'll shlock your ass out!

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Shlocking - definition

When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)

shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock

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Shlocking - slang

Royally Confused.

I Shlocked to learn wasabi isn't toothpaste.

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Shlocking

The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.

Shlock stood up and shoved his abnormally large penis into Watsoon's sticky insides.

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Shlocking

Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk

Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.

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Shlocking

The act of projecting objects out of a moving vehicle. Preferably Hugs, slurpees, or McDonald's sweet tea. The cheaper liquid the better.

Dude let's go shlocking in the heights! Okay, but Phil's driving this time.

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