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What is wasabi?
A wannabe hardcore style of asking "What is up?"
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Wasabi - what is it?
Culinary equivalent of horseraddish, an explosively spicy Japanese condiment.
It's also the cure for infection by the Medusoid Mycellium (deadly mushrooms), didn't you know? You can find a plethora of the Mycellium in the Gorgonian Grotto (aka the Grim Grotto) if you're like Count Olaf, hoping to use them as a volitile weapon to attempt to conquer all that is good and noble. Beware, they wax and wane by the hour.
Count Olaf: Hahaha you orphan brats, I've poisoned your stupid chef-baby with the Medusoid Mycellium! Now it will die and I will soon get my icky poo poo hands on the Baudelaire fortune!!! (exeunt)
Klaus and Violet: We have no horseraddish to save Sunny! Oh no!
Sunny: *coff* *cofff* Wasabi *coff*
Klaus and Violet: Of course! Wasabi!
What does "wasabi" mean?
A word transformed into slag terms from a japanese sauce
Spencer: Was-up-b?
marcelo: Chillaxin g!
Wasabi - what does it mean?
(wa-sa-BEEEEE) greeting to a stranger to show you think they're hot, without having to say "i think you are hot."
alternative to wassup
(wa-SA-be) greeting to a friend who's looking hot.
out at a bar with friends: "Wasabi, girl/boy"
getting ready to go out: "wasabi, girlfriend"
Wasabi - meaning
Unlike the Asian condiment, this form of wasabi has very little to do with that. Instead, it is a comeback used in a fashion like "suck my dick". When someone is just making you mad, all you do is just say "wasabi" which then just makes them stfu!
(Also has nothing to do with sucking an Asian dick or someone having a very small dick)
Sven: Hey Beth, I bet you like that "soy sauce"?
Beth: You know what jew, wasabi!!!
Wasabi - definition
Johnny: "Can I get some wasabi with that?"
Janice: "Ew wasabi is too spicy!"
Johnny: "No wasabi that makes you high as fuck!"
Wasabi - slang
spicy addon to sushi, and its very freaking spicy
don't put that wasabi in your roll, it's spicier than Taco Bell hot sauce, biatch.
Wasabi
An informal greeting uttered by Opie (young Ron Howard) during his Hip Hop phase when addressing Aunt Bee on The Andy Griffith Show.
"Wasabi, I'm back from goobers, is dad home yet?
Wasabi
A condiment, Japanese in origin, that's popular in the United States. Once ingested, it's pure hell for all of five seconds.
Right after you take a good hit of wasabi, your nose will burn as if you just belched after gulping down a mustard gas soda pop, your eyes will feel like they got sprayed with ammonia, you will become unable to breathe because you don't want to dessicate your lungs into massive pulmonary scar tissue, and this nightmare of physical torture will compound itself on a cosmic scale until you are about to crumple into tearful, humiliating, submissive defeat for foolishly defying the terrible power of the wasabi gods, and then it's overwith. Then you're ready for some more.
Wasabi
"Nuclear horseradish." An extremely spicy condiment of Japanese origin, made from the root of the wasabi plant, ranking just below uranium in terms of destructive potential. Allowing any more than twelve molecules of this pungent spice to touch your tongue will cause your head to explode. Well, it will feel like that anyway. When used correctly, good for cleaning out the sinuses and warding away unwelcome guests. Wasabi is available in paste or powder form.
Commonly used in sushi, but also in various other dishes including sashimi, or to flavor udon, soba, ect. Keep away from the eyes. Do not inhale. Do not attempt to feed to pets. If you exceed the recommended dosage (approx 1/4 teaspoon) seek medical help immediately, lest your intestines disintegrate.
Much of the 'wasabi' available in European nations and the Americas is total crap and isn't much spicier than pepper. You'll know it's the real stuff when you start breathing flames and your appendix explodes.