What is shitdicks?

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.

Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.

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shitdicks - video

Shitdicks - what is it?

The state of a penis after penetrating a rectum without a condom

I fucked her in the ass but I was left with shitdick

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What does "shitdicks" mean?

During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!

After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!

That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!

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Shitdicks - what does it mean?

Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.

"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"

OR

"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"

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Shitdicks - meaning

A parasitic disease which includes a major symptom known as shitting out of ones dick when in the act of peeing. The origins of this highly rare parasite is unknown, but it was rumored to have first occured in 5000BCE when a cave man decided to shove a dung beetle up his dick; hence the name 'shitdick.' The chances of a male child being born with shitdick is .69% or 69 people in every 10000. Shitdick can also be spread by remaining in the carbon dioxide bubbles of soda. It seems to prefer Coke over Pepsi. Shitdick is also known to cause a hostile personality shift when the host is accused to harbor shitdick. If the host refuses the accusation before asking it is clear that person has shitdick. Shitdick has yet to be funded and the cure is unknown.