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What is Shitdick?
A word used to describe douchiness mixed with gayness
You see that guy?
Yeah, he's such a shitdicker
Shitdick - video
Shitdick - what is it?
When you pull the penis out of one's bum and there are some fecal remnants on it
Iggy Cardenal got shitdick from Gaby.
What does "Shitdick" mean?
You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.
Shitdick - what does it mean?
Having a woman put feces on a mans penis, then lubricate his penis with the feces, and engage sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I shitdick every day before we sleep.
Shitdick - meaning
1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".
1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!
Shitdick - definition
A noun used towards a male friend who has gotten human stools on his glands penis due to engaging in anal sex.
Did you hear that Keegan’s a shitdick
Shitdick - slang
When you shit on someone's dick and they anally fuck you, same goes for getting your dick shit on and anally fucking them. Also could be used as an insult.
Person 1: Yo, I just got shitdick'd today.
Person 2: what the fuck? You are actually disgusting what the hell, why do you want shit on your cock dude?
Shitdick
During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!
After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!
That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
Shitdick
Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.
"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"
OR
"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"
Shitdick
A parasitic disease which includes a major symptom known as shitting out of ones dick when in the act of peeing. The origins of this highly rare parasite is unknown, but it was rumored to have first occured in 5000BCE when a cave man decided to shove a dung beetle up his dick; hence the name 'shitdick.' The chances of a male child being born with shitdick is .69% or 69 people in every 10000. Shitdick can also be spread by remaining in the carbon dioxide bubbles of soda. It seems to prefer Coke over Pepsi. Shitdick is also known to cause a hostile personality shift when the host is accused to harbor shitdick. If the host refuses the accusation before asking it is clear that person has shitdick. Shitdick has yet to be funded and the cure is unknown.
I feel bad for Jose. It seems his Shitdick is really acting up today.