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What is shit paper?
When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
shit paper - video
Shit paper - what is it?
The paper circles leftover after using a hole puncher on a piece of paper.
"You spilled paper shits on my desk!"
What does "shit paper" mean?
noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.
Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!
Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.
Shit paper - what does it mean?
the last piece of toilet paper that left after doing "the deal"
i was stucked at the public-toilet for an hour cuz' there allways an "oh-shit paper" on there
Shit paper - meaning
A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
Shit paper - definition
A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
Shit paper - slang
To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.
Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.
Shit paper
What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.
See Also: Corn Cob
Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.