Definder - what does the word mean?

What is shit on me?

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).

Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow

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shit on me - video


Shit on me - what is it?

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)

Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!

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What does "shit on me" mean?

very funny joke that made you laugh.

Todd tole told the counter girl to make me a sandwich. The woman spat at him and said, I ain't yo damn bitch!" That shit had me Rolin'!

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Shit on me - what does it mean?

Something so funny that all you could do is soak it in and laugh in the inside cause it was too much .

I was watching Kevin hart standup , that shit had me dead

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Shit on me - meaning

I have no clue.
I don't know.
longer form of "beats me"

Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.

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Shit on me - definition

When you greet someone or somebody and they don't say anything back to you.

I was walking down the street and said good morning to a group of people and they didn't say hi or shit to me

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Shit on me - slang

Best at being the worst

That kid is the epitome of the shit of me at being on time.

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Shit on me

A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend

Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.

Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.

I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.

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Shit on me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative

A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me

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Shit on me

Phrase commonly used when surprised or startled.

Guy1 "Did you know your mumma has a 12 lbs pussy"
Guy2 "Shit on me!"

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