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What is shit bird?
While they are defined by their lack of regard for others, this group overlaps with White Trash. They wake you up with their crappy music and they often have loud voices.
You probably have at least one within a block of where you live or maybe you work with one or more. My condolences.
They have the opposite of King Midas's touch, which turned everything to gold. Everything Shit Birds touch turns to shit. God help you if some sit near you in a restaurant. They will either talk loud to each other or will have cell conversations while you try to have a relaxing dinner.
The worst thing is to have a group of them sit near you in a movie theater. Forget about enjoying the movie unless you either move to faraway seats.
Everyone knows at *least* one shit bird. You can readily make a list of shit birds you know or, at least, hear some from a bit of a distance. It is really too bad.
shit bird - video
Shit bird - what is it?
Person who usually looks and smells like a pile of shit. They also have no problem shitting on other people especially co-workers.
Benzoni’s white t shirt is fucking yellow and stinks. He’s definitely the biggest shit bird in the 10th.
Benzoni was hit with a detail but like a total shit bird he cried and got out of it. Now another guy is getting fucked with that detail.
What does "shit bird" mean?
A person who puts shit into a bag (human or animal), for the sole purpose of throwing it onto a roof top.
Wow, Mike is king of the shit birds!
Shit bird - what does it mean?
when a big giant rock lands on your foot! the first thing out of your mouth is "shit bird". It usally means you had a small stroke of instant bad luck.
ahh, "shit bird", i just didnt need that right now!
Shit bird - meaning
A funny way of addressing your friends. It means whatever you want it to mean.
Hey shit bird, how the fuck are you??
Shit bird - definition
George W. Bush.
Someone that has lost their flying status.
Someone that can but, does not fly.
Someone that doesn't have it together.
SHIT BIRDS D0N'T FLY !
Aeronautical Orders Number 87, dated 29 September 1972
"6. Verbal orders of the Comdr on 1 Aug 72 suspending 1stLt. GEORGE W. BUSH (redacted) ANGUS (Not on EAD), Tx ANG, HQ 147 Ftr Grp, Ellington AFB, Houston, Tx from flying status are confirmed, exigencies of the service having been such as to preclude the publication of competent written orders in advance. Reason for Suspension: Failure to accomplish annual medical examination. Off will comply with para 2-10, APH 35-13. Authority: para 2-29m, AFH 35-13."
Shit bird - slang
White trash, Skeez, deadbeat, and/or an asshole.
Look at that wife-beating, mother-fucking, sloppily-drunken shit bird
Shit bird
1. An uncommon insult that generally makes others laugh at the person being insulted.
2. Commonly used insult in US Navy bootcamp in Great Lakes, IL. Named after those little friggin Shit Birds that hop around all day, just eating and shitting. Eat, and .... SHIT. Eat and friggin Shit. They never sing, always shitting where you're about to do push-ups and even if you happen to stomp one, they're not big enough to eat. Damn shit birds.
Bootcamp company commander at 4am....
Wake you bunch of fucking shit birds! Get out of them racks. Recruit where are you going?
Recruit responds: to take a piss sir.
CC responds: I bet you'd like to take a big shit in there too and afterwards stroll off for some nice hotcakes and eggs. Well you ain't you fucking shit bird! Now get back in line.
Shit bird
Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness. Often also does things not knowing how much they are a screw up but again generally fucks you over.
That shit bird cleand up his leaves and they blew into my yard now hey thinks I'm the lazy neighbor.
Shit bird
Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.
His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!