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What is shexting?
Texting while taking a shit.
Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?
Texter 2: On the toilet..
Texter 1: Err, why?
Texter 2: I love shexting.
shexting - video
Shexting - what is it?
The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.
Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.
Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay
What does "shexting" mean?
verb.
The act of sending a text message while having a bowel movement.
I'm shexting you right now.
Shext me later.
Shext! You're it.
Shexting - what does it mean?
The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.
I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...
Shexting - meaning
texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.
Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method
Shexting - definition
To send a picture, via text, of a life changing or impressive poo.
I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.
Shexting - slang
the art of texting whilst taking a shit
SHEXTEE – the recipient of the shitty text.
SHEXTOR – the text shitter, loud and proud.
SHEXTUPLATES – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.
Tam : Damn Jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a fuckin hour you’ve been in the shitter?
Jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.
Shexting
Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.
Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"
Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."
Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."
Shexting
The art of texting when shitting, also texting someone while they are shiitng when you are shitting
When I was on the toilet, I was shexting Amber. She was also on the toilet and she was shexting me back.
Shexting
"Honey what are you doing in the bathroom"
"Shexting"