What is shelfing?

The magic that a wonderbra can create for deflated breasts

Wearing my favourite bra again to give me that shelf look

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shelfing - meme gif

shelfing - video

Shelfing - what is it?

Unworthy, meaningless in a joking way

Me: what should we do tonight?
Him: we could go putt put golfing
Me: don't be so shelf

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What does "shelfing" mean?

Shelf: lame, plain, unexciting, boring.

That movie was so shelf. Half of us left after the first half hour.

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Shelfing - what does it mean?

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.

'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'

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Shelfing - meaning

(Verb) Reference to the amount of time a person has been without any sexual relations. This state can be either self imposed, involuntary or some combination.

Nikki told himself, cause he talked to himself quite frequently, "Goddamn I've been on the shelf so long I get a dick-hard when the wind blows nowadays".

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