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What is shaved balls?
(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
shaved balls - video
Shaved balls - what is it?
A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.
After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"
What does "shaved balls" mean?
When a guy's nuts are sweaty and when scratched, skin shavings come off, like sharpening a pencil. Accompanied by a foul odour.
Yo, brotha scratched his nuts hardcore in my bathroom and now my toilet seat has ball shavings on it!
Shaved balls - what does it mean?
Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.
You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!
Shaved balls - meaning
balls that have tons of hair and needs some shaving. Reasons for shaving the balls are irritation, being able to looking prim and proper, and even feeling uncomfortable in difficult situations.
Sunish: I have Shaved balls.
Jake: I wish I could say the same, but I have no balls.
Shaved balls - definition
Where a males balls are smooth and girls won’t be gagging and making fur balls
“Woah you’ve got some nice shaved balls”