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What is shapping?
Abbreviation of the word Shaperone. Usually used by 8-12 year olds (annoying ones) going through the preliminary stage of social development. See tweens. Intended to be a hip cryptic expression. Pertains to "parties," fieldtrips, and various other celebrations.
Loser Kid 1: "Hey Teddy, I went to a sweet party yesterday."
Loser Kid 2: "Nifty!"
Loser Kid 1: "Yeah, tell me about it, there were only five 'shaps' it was off the heezy."
Loser Kid 2: "Sounds spiffy."
Loser Kid 1: "Totally, there were enough juice boxes for every 6th grader in the world! We partied until 3 in the afternoon!!!"
Loser Kid 2: "WOW!"
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Shapping - what is it?
The act of fraudulently using a restroom stall to sleep (typically at work when a nap is badly needed) rather than for it's intended purpose. Usually accomplished by normal sitting posture on the toilet seat, with or without a paper cover. Particular toilet designs are more suited for shapping - those with a flip-up top seat can provide a comfortable, inclined backrest, while those with traditional "commercial" plumbing flush handles can be quite uncomfortable to lounge against. It this last case, the shapper may choose to lean to the side, bracing themselves against the wall, or even lean forward, elbows on knees, although this increases the risk of shap-drool puddle formation on the floor.
"He was in there forever! Must've had something bad to each for lunch"
"No - he wasn't taking a shit - he was taking a nap."
"Oh...you mean a Shap."
What does "shapping" mean?
a combination of shit and crap. Used when you cannot figure out which form of the word to use.
"Dude i ran over your dog's tail."
"OH Shap! you retard!"
Shapping - what does it mean?
A bastardisation of the words "shitting" and "fapping".
It is the act of masturbating while defecating at the same time.
"I need to go take a shit"
"Then why are you grabbing lube?"
"shapping."
"ew..."
Shapping - meaning
A south african phrase for describing an agreement or when saying bye or genrally meaning okay.
Eg:wow dude did you see that beautiful car.
: yoo it was shap man
Eg: heres your change.
: thanks man, shap shap.
Eg: you have to turn right at the junction
: shap
Shapping - definition
To shap is to shit and fap simultaneously.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's having a shap."
Shapping - slang
The act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit.
Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?
Shapping
Shap = Shit + Happens. However, SHAP can be used in conjunction with other words or acronyms, like, Shapadoo, Shapadon't, Shapado etc. SHAP + anything is possible, like, Shapallelujah. The possibilities with SHAP are endless, so have fun.
Guy #1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me last night.
Guy #2: SHAP!
Shapping
Originating from the words shop and talk, it began used when discussing all things relevant to the Vancouver Canucks. It has now evolved to be used in countless other applications (see examples).
"Hey Shappy, how's the shap?"
"What's your shap on the game?"
"You shappin' over later?"
"You hear that milt's shap on Luongo?"
"I got shap!"
"Your shap is the top shelf, milt free!"
"Shap late!"
Shapping
"To Shapp, verb: to attempt to sanitise one's online image, often in an urgent and/or hasty manner."
Derived from the checkered internet history of British politician Grant Shapps. While serving as a member of Parliament, he did business online as an internet marketing / sales guru named Michael Green. When the press found out, Shapps' sites began disappearing overnight. Guardian columnist George Monbiot ran a contest via Twitter to define the verb "to Shapp." This contest was won by Twitterer Rainbow_Meow with the above definition.
"I've been shortlisted for a job interview - got some major shapping to do tonight!"
"As it turns out, what happens at the donkey sanctuary doesn't stay at the donkey sanctuary. Time to shapp."