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What is shap?
To shap is to shit and fap simultaneously.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's having a shap."
shap - meme gif
shap - video
Shap - what is it?
The act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit.
Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?
What does "shap" mean?
Shap = Shit + Happens. However, SHAP can be used in conjunction with other words or acronyms, like, Shapadoo, Shapadon't, Shapado etc. SHAP + anything is possible, like, Shapallelujah. The possibilities with SHAP are endless, so have fun.
Guy #1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me last night.
Guy #2: SHAP!
Shap - what does it mean?
Originating from the words shop and talk, it began used when discussing all things relevant to the Vancouver Canucks. It has now evolved to be used in countless other applications (see examples).
"Hey Shappy, how's the shap?"
"What's your shap on the game?"
"You shappin' over later?"
"You hear that milt's shap on Luongo?"
"I got shap!"
"Your shap is the top shelf, milt free!"
"Shap late!"
Shap - meaning
The Belfast, Norhern Ireland word for
Shop
De yis want anything, when I'm down the Shaps?
There is a lovely wee fish SHAP at the bottom of our street
Shap - definition
When you wanna tell someone off in a joking manner.
*pull up to a middle aged bystanders*
Jesse: "Excuse me do you know where I can find the nearest CIBC."
Bystander: "CIBC, I think there is one-"
Jesse: "SHAAAAAAAAP"
Shap - slang
Damn dude, what took you so long, were you taking a shap?
Shap
Abbreviation of the word Shaperone. Usually used by 8-12 year olds (annoying ones) going through the preliminary stage of social development. See tweens. Intended to be a hip cryptic expression. Pertains to "parties," fieldtrips, and various other celebrations.
Loser Kid 1: "Hey Teddy, I went to a sweet party yesterday."
Loser Kid 2: "Nifty!"
Loser Kid 1: "Yeah, tell me about it, there were only five 'shaps' it was off the heezy."
Loser Kid 2: "Sounds spiffy."
Loser Kid 1: "Totally, there were enough juice boxes for every 6th grader in the world! We partied until 3 in the afternoon!!!"
Loser Kid 2: "WOW!"
Shap
a combination of shit and crap. Used when you cannot figure out which form of the word to use.
"Dude i ran over your dog's tail."
"OH Shap! you retard!"
Shap
A south african phrase for describing an agreement or when saying bye or genrally meaning okay.
Eg:wow dude did you see that beautiful car.
: yoo it was shap man
Eg: heres your change.
: thanks man, shap shap.
Eg: you have to turn right at the junction
: shap