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What is shadow the hedgehog?Shadow The Hedgehog is, if not, the second favourite Sonic character in the series. He's cool, edgy and most of all: BADASS! Eggman: I have come to make an announcement! Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog dick out and said it was this BIG! And I said that's disgusting! So, I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow The Hedgehog, you have a small dick! Is the size of this walnuts, but way smaller! And here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points! No quills! No pillows! Look at it! Is like two balls in a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher...I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! How you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DR-R-R-ROPLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now, get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! shadow the hedgehog - videoShadow the hedgehog - what is it?He's that edgy guy from sonic. He came to fruition in Sonic Adventure 2. The black hedgehog is "the ultimate life form" the reason eggman blew up the moon. eggman: I have an announcement to make! Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right! He took his quilly hedgehog dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G. What does "shadow the hedgehog" mean?Someone who appears to be the "Ultimate Life Form" Person #1: Dude, do you know Shadow the Hedgehog? Shadow the hedgehog - what does it mean?A horribly misinterpreted and misrepresented Sonic character that Sega loves to hate. Quotes Shadow the hedgehog - meaningThe most sexiest character of all the Sonic franchise Look how sexy Shadow the Hedgehog is Shadow the hedgehog - definitionThe dark, edgy, rival of Sonic, who uses guns and curses every 4 seconds Eggman: "Shadow the Hedgehog! Hey everybody, look! Shadow' shere!" Shadow the hedgehog - slangShadow is a black hedgehog and rival to Sonic. He was created by Gerald Robotnik to be the Ultimate Life form. Shadow can use the chaos energy to shoot spears, teleport, freeze time, move very quickly or even explode. He wears 2 rings on his wrists that control his energy. If Shadow takes them off, his energy increases drastically. He can also use the 7 chaos emeralds to turn into Super Shadow. Shadow : You never cease to surprise me blue hedgehog. I though that capsule you were in exploded in space. Shadow the hedgehogThe coolest character in gaming history. He often swears (d*mn) and uses g*ns. He is very cool and edgy and I want to be just like him when I grow up. My mum says he is a bad influence and that he doesnβt display Christian values, but I donβt care (donβt tell mum) Cool person: Hey do you know Shadow the Hedgehog? Shadow the hedgehoga bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of a walnut except way smaller. Person 1: Did you hear what happened with Shadow the Hedgehog? Shadow the hedgehogShadow the Hedgehog is the Ultimate Life Form, created by Prof. Gerald Robotnik and Black Doom, who dies at the end of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, and "reincarnated" in Sonic Heroes. Then stars in his own (awesome) game. And if beaten in neutral mode, he finds out he's an android, created by Prof. Gerald's grandson, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik "I am Shadow Android. The Ultimate Battle Life Form, created by Eggman. You may have made me, Doctor, but I will lead this Empire and androids will RULE. This is WHO I AM."(all other times he says, "I am Shadow the Hedgehog", but always says "This is WHO I AM") |
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