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What is Life?
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...
Now that's what life should be!!
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Life - what is it?
Life has no meaning on it's own, you have to define that meaning by yourself. Whether it'd be an influence, or something that you've found out by yourself. However it should be progressive and not move in a vicious cycle, however if you want your life to move in a vicious cycle then so be it, it is not my decision to make the living human that you are.
It can be ugly, yet beautiful at the very same passing moment if you played your cards right.
Vicious cycle - what's the point of life? why do i even live?/ i wish i could just die!11 but beffore i do that, i will go on myspace or livejournal or somewhere where i can get attentshun
Progressive: Disappointed but will not complain, will try to move on, will work hard but not too hard to stress oneself.
What does "Life" mean?
Life is unpredictable, but death is inevitable. People take life for granted, thats probably why you feel like it goes away too fast. You must look beyond the universe to find out what life really is. Take some serious time, and actually think back about life, and think deeply, your heart and mind will guide you to figuring out unanswered questions. Life is like a question, and you are the one that needs to answer: What is life?
Life
The human mind is the strongest aspect.
The mind can only project so much thought, but if you go beyond, you will be surprised at how much more you know.
Life - what does it mean?
I wouldn't know. Haven't got one. I am addig definitions to the urban dictionaru for God's sake.
"Glenn do u have a life?"
"What What?"
"Glenn do u have a life?"
"Ermmmmm... NO."
Life - meaning
The result of unprotected sex carried out by two horny idiots
Person 1: “Put your condom on, we’re gonna do it”
Person 2: “I’ll pass; I wanna create a human life that’s meant to suffer then die.”
Life - definition
What we are all living right now
This is life. And we all live it..
Life - slang
The most fatal disease of all-time. Life has killed more people than all the other diseases combined. Life still kills tens of thousands of people everyday, and even more plants, animals, and insects. Side effects often include more diseases, suicide wounds, pain, sleep deprivation, stress, eating disorders and mental disorders. Your diagnosis of Life is shown on your birth certificate; see birth certificate. Also see birthday.
Life is a serious fatal disease that is not to be joked about.
Life
It’s like a penis, women make it hard.
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Life
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
Uff... Now that's what life should be!!
Life
A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.
"Life is a bitch, and then..."