Definder - what does the word mean?

What is sex marriage?

Sex in a relationship that, for one reason or another, has degenerated to near nothing. No one in this marriage is getting any except with themselves anymore. Happens after one or both loses interest or gets fed up with the joyless sex of the other. May take years of normal marriage to get to this point usually preceded by a period of sex that feels a lot like wanking anyway. Neither has the balls to admit it or the wherewithall to go out and just cheat on the other to get off. Also characterized to close friends - who couldn't help noticing the chill - as "mature" love.

Fred and Wendy practised same-sex marriage - after almost 20 years of marriage, their sex life was almost non-existent - if it hadn't been for the wanking they secretly indulged privately in, there wouldn't be any at all.

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sex marriage - video


Sex marriage - what is it?

A "same sex marriage" is someone who has crows feet and looks like a woman, but doesn't have a menstrual cycle, so is a man.

Doctor: "Did you see any blood coming from between its legs?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the 321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"

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What does "sex marriage" mean?

It's the end of the world as we know it!!!!!

duh?? uh!! i don't know

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Sex marriage - what does it mean?

A legal or social contract between a male and a female; considered to be the only relationship acceptable by the Abrahamic deity

Some religious person told me that same-sex marriage is immoral but opposite-sex marriage is blessed.

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Sex marriage - meaning

A marriage where sex is almost non-existent. According to many sex therapists, sex between married partners less than 12 times a year is considered a sexless marriage. This is a some-sex marriage.

Jill took pity on John and had sex once a month. They had a "some-sex marriage".

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Sex marriage - definition

Marriage to a person of the same sex. Same and just as holy as heterosexual marriages.

See Marriage

Same sex marriages should be legal not ony in Canada and Massachusetts, but in all places.

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Sex marriage - slang

Lame sex marriage is when the sex in your marriage has become rather dull and un-exciting for one reason or another.

I have been married for ten years and now have a lame sex marriage with my husband.

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Sex marriage

Similar to Gay Marriage, but I wanted mine to be seen first.

1. A process of two homosexuals marrying each other.

2. Something that's really no one's business

3. to all those who say "Marriage is to create children", umm...not every couple has children, and what, should a sterile man or barren woman not be allowed to marry?

I could care less about same sex marriage,as long as they're happy.

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Sex marriage

A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.

“Bill and Wanda’s sex life was almost non-existent. They had a some-sex marriage.”

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Sex marriage

marriage for the sake of sex only. There is no room for maintaining love and continuing one's generation. One who indulges in such a type of marriage often jilts one's partner after one has derived sexual satisfaction and begins looking for another partner.

Sex marriage is obnoxious, isn't it?

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