Definder - what does the word mean?

What is separation anxiety?

1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.

2) At the root of mental illness.

"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."

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separation anxiety - video


Separation anxiety - what is it?

The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).

Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.

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What does "separation anxiety" mean?

The unsettling feeling that you get when you are away from your Facebook feed for too long.

Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder

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Separation anxiety - what does it mean?

n. The anxiety or depression that happens when a favorite Doctor on the popular BBC Show: Doctor Who, regenerates into a different actor. This syndrome can lead to a temporary hatred of the Doctor that replaces the old one in said regeneration. Although the the effects can pass quickly, or be prolonged, the victim of TLSA will eventually come around.

"Why did Vanessa seem so sad and was cursing David Tennant's name?
"Oh, she's going through Time Lord Separation Anxiety."

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Separation anxiety - meaning

When you are so into someone that you start panicking about the possibility of being separated from them in the near future. Often occurs on Sunday nights after spending an awesome weekend together. May cause fitfull sleep. Valid for both romances and bro/bramances.

Conductor: "Next stop is 14th St. Union Square"

Quick, kiss me inappropriately. I'm having separation anxiety-anxiety (SAA) about the fact that your stop is coming up.

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Separation anxiety - definition

the empty feeling you feel when you realize that as of July 2011, there will be no new installments of Harry Potter, and that the Deathly Hallows is going to make you cry because it will all be over.

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how good Deathly Hallows was."

Person 2: "Yeah, this just means I'm gonna have a bad case of Harry Potter separation anxiety now that it's over."

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Separation anxiety - slang

The horrible feeling you get when:
1. You see your drone developing a mind of its own and flying back to mainland China where it was begotten.
2. When you forget your drone(s) at work and to go get them is a hassle.
3. When your partner drags you to the Opera and you'd rather be flying your drones.
4. When you can't sleep thinking you have not properly charged the drone batteries for the next day's flight.
5. When your classes drag on & on and all you're thinking is locking in some GPS and soaring.

I left my micro drones at work and now, I'm having drone separation anxiety!

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Separation anxiety

when two ppl, or animals, get anxiety when separated from their significant others or treasured items

boy: Man, brody and reagan sure have separation anxiety
other boy: no shit. they can’t go 10 minutes without touching

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Separation anxiety

This is where children and babies become scared and anxious over their parents or carers leaving them in a childcare setting. The children will most likely cry and need comforting, so that they will become more independent and not become so anxious when their parents leave.

parent 1: How was my child today?
Key Worker: Your child continuously cried and didn't want to eat or play. I believe he may be suffering from separation anxiety

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Separation anxiety

When Chelsea and Tamika can not be a part from one another for any longer than 5 seconds. They feel uncomfortable when each other are not around. All they want to do is be around each other all the time.

This is also called being in love.

Tamika; I can't function when Chelsea is not here. I just want her here to cuddle her and hug her.

Chelsea; I miss Tamika so much, I have so much separation anxiety when she isn't around.

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