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What is semtex?
A semtex grenade is the fat ugly heffer who will not let go.
The night after the grenade has been jumped by the unfortunate, it may develop into the semtex grenade (a sticky explosive made notorious by modern warfare 2) where the said grenade will not desist in contacting the grenade jumper via social networking sites or by phone.
The main objective of the semtex grenade is to bombard the grenade jumper with these texts, phonecalls and emails, into furthering the meaningless one night stand towards a more meaningful relationship.
:'Dude, heard you got with a grenade the other night, hard luck.'
:'Even worse. Turns out she's a semtex grenade, can't get rid of her.'
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Semtex - what is it?
Refers to the result of the process by which a grenade, or ugly friend of a girl you or another wants to hook up with, develops in into a full force semtex grenade,as made popular by the Modern Warfare video game series, after someone agrees to jump on the grenade.
The grenade, mistakenly emboldened by your making "small talk" with her so that your friend can run game on her dime piece friend, begins to think that she is in fact attractive as well. Now in full force, the semtex grenade begins pursuing you, desperately trying to hook up with you.
"Yo, did you hear Mike jumped on that grenade for Tim last night. She's a complete semtex grenade, been blowing up his phone all day."
"Dude, that sucks. I hope he's rocking Flak Jacket Bro."
What does "semtex" mean?
The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
Semtex - what does it mean?
After sex, removing a condom full of JIZZ and tying a knot in it. It is then thrown at your partner while yelling "SEMTEX OUT." Hopefully it will stick to your partner for the full effect.
After Sex...
Her: OMG, That was amazing.
Him: *Throws condom at her* Semtex out!!
Her: *Sticks to forehead.
Semtex - meaning
-noun: a called upon member of your team that has been given the duty of "diving on a hand grenade."
i.e. a wingman that has to stick to the fat/ugly chick (like the sticky explosive from Modern Warfare 2) all night, while your boy is running game.
Justin, SEMTEX!
Ha, Pauly is on semtex duty tonight. He's got to stick on the fat chick.
Semtex - definition
A word describing the act of “microdosing” MDMA by dipping your finger into the powder, licking it and then flushing it down with large quantities of wine or beer. You should repeat this process 4-5 times in one evening. It was named in Prague, Czech Republic and its name Semtex is related to this origin (Semtex-An explosive from the Czech Republic)
Dude, Laura destroyed her phone when she was leaving the bar yesterday.
How? Was she drunk?
Nah worse, she did Semtex
Semtex - slang
Cool individual from the Liverpool area who can go off like a box of fireworks when called upon
1.In a bar with a rowdy manc, leaps to his feet and kicks the mancs stones out and saves the day for every one in the pub
Semtex
the name given to some one who has a really bad temper and who loses their cool quite a lot. mostly verval towards others or things but at times can be violent
while using the rfid machine it stops working. so semtex starts shouting at it, headbutting it then runs it over with a barra.
Walks about all night giving people abuse randomly.
On a bad night no 1 is safe.
under no circumstances ask to speak to his brother
Semtex
Definition:
A bitch that sticks to you and never leaves you alone.
Example:
This girl is a straight semtex she text me everyday!
Semtex
Shit that gose boom! A plastic based explosive
Holy shit the semtex blew up