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What is scrimshaw?
Beautiful,rough anal porn performed by 2 jewish midgets in front of a live bear on top of the Alberta mountains
Me: this is some beautiful Tucker scrimshaw isnt it
Friend: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOW ME THIS
scrimshaw - meme gif
scrimshaw - video
Scrimshaw - what is it?
A twitchy little cunt, can’t keep his head still. Eats like a fucking dirty cunt. And is the lankiest slender person you will ever see. Sometimes if you make him laugh you get a spot on view of his gums!
Wow it’s a Tom scrimshaw ! His gums sure are big
What does "scrimshaw" mean?
A dick twist, or when a testical is twisted.
Ah shit this speedo caused a scrimshaw.
Scrimshaw - what does it mean?
adorn (whalebone, ivory, shells, or other materials) with carved or colored designs.
I am carving some Scrimshaw at the moment.
Scrimshaw - meaning
To be ripped off, short changed, cheated or screwed out of anything worth value.
I bought a trailer for half the listed price "I scrimshawed him when I bought that trailer.
I had all of my overtime taken away... I've been scrimshawed.
Scrimshaw - definition
oral sex performed by a younger woman on an older man
I met a cute waitress at the bar the other night and she served me up a scrimshaw with a happy ending in the back seat of my car.
Scrimshaw - slang
to take a boner hard in the butt
Muffy insisted on a scrimshaw as she had not filled her presciption for "the pill".
Scrimshaw
Widely accepted definition: An artistic etching in ivory or bone.
Urban definition: Getting screwed in the ass.
Verb (past tense) - "Jason got totally scrimshawed at work today."
Verb (present tense) - "Last night I got caught scrimshawing my girlfriend Kate"
Noun - This algebra test is gonna be a major scrimshaw.
Scrimshaw
Any pornographic image or video.
Nick is amazed by the amount of scrimshaw on the internet.