Definder - what does the word mean?

What is schnide?

Sneaky

Gemma said that she missed the bus but failed to mention that she was actually sinking a few drinks at the time. That was a little schnide.

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schnide - video

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Schnide - what is it?

A girl that lets you make sex on her with no feelings attached - emotions are often secretly involved, but only for 1 party (usually the shneided not the shneider)

Group - "Let's rage tonight boys, Guido finally got off the schnide!
Guido (at 3 am) - "Bro, the schnide is coming to scoop"
Zach - "God Bri is the archetype schnide"

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What does "schnide" mean?

Meaning Small, Pathetic or Puny

You are packing some schnide beef

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Schnide - what does it mean?

To partake in liquidy butt-sex

I totally schnided this chick last night. It was all bad.

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Schnide - meaning

Has the Biggest Dick in the world, has banged every girl twice, and that girls mom 3 times. He is supper buff and huge. Is the best at every sport, especially lacrosse, no one cant touch him. Has long locks of gorgeousness flowing from his perfectly shaped head. Don't mess with him because he will fuck you up.

I wish i could be like The schnide

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Schnide - definition

Schnide - losing streak or long dry spell. Bad luck

Dude, you need to get laid !! You need to get off the “ schnide”, man....

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Schnide - slang

The lowest possible price a salesperson can offer; actual cost with minimal markup.

When buying jewelery

Salesperson: That ring is $4,500
Customer: C'mon now, gimme the schnide.

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Schnide

The shrunken penis once one has emerged from a cold pool.

Timmy was unhappy when Jax said "I bet my schnide is as big as you are hard!"

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Schnide

A working class phrase typically used in the North West of England, meaning "off brand" or "fake" in regards to a product or a brand.

When we were in Turkey, my Dad saw a man selling a schnide pair of Fila trainers. They looked legit and were 1/3 of the original price, so of course he bought em.

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Schnide

A scoreless, hitless or winless streak. A team or player gets off the schnide when the streak is broken.

After starting the season 0-5, the Raiders got off the schnide with a win over the Cardinals.

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