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What is sautéed?
When attempting this, start by doing a general pink sock. To do this you fuck a girl in the ass, in the process donkey punch her in the head and then pull out really fast, causing part of her rectum to be pulled out, which will look like a pink sock. Next get some hedge clippers and cut it off. Take it over to a skillet and put it on your stove top with some onions and peppers. Fry it up for a few minutes and then prepare it on a plate. After it's finished take it back to the girl, and feed it to her.
Before they had sex, Ashton mentioned she was hungry, so Zach told her he'd fix her a special meal(Pink Sock Sauté).
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Sautéed - what is it?
He can sauté my onion any day.
What does "sautéed" mean?
A semen sautée is a cooking method involving the placement of semen in a frying pan, whether it be from fresh ejaculation or from previous storage, and the cooking of food in this pan. It is a relatively new method of frying, and its popularity will peak within the next few years.
"I fancy a nice semen sautée for breakfast"
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)
Sautéed - what does it mean?
When you shart in the car while the heated seat is on.
"Dude, I just had the wettest fart, and my heated seat is on!"
"You've got sautéed ass, bro!"
Sautéed - meaning
When your hands cramp up due to holding pan handles. Most likely to occur when a large amount of orders come in.
My hands hurt so much from all the dishes I prepared while working sauté tonight at work. I may have to go to the doctor and tell him about my sauté hands.
Sautéed - definition
The act of pouring boiling oil on your partner's asshole during sex, dialating the sphincter, thus making anal sex easier and more pleasurable.
Dude, anal sucks unless you sauté her first
Sautéed - slang
To be insulted with such gracefulness and/or expertise that one begins to sweat immensely while others nearby cannot help but applaud.
Man 1 : You, sir, are a feeble-minded Neanderthal.
Man 2 : *absolutely perplexed, unsure what to do*
Man 3 : Quite sautéed.
Sautéed
1. To toss quickly in hot fat.
2. A one night stand with someone that you have a lardon for.
-You aren't going out with that chunkmonster are you?
-Nah, I just sautéed him
Sautéed
when you get so drunk that you don't remember what you did; blackout drunk
"hey bertha i'm bouta get sautéed tonight!"
Sautéed
to get beyond sauced, crossfaded, or just generally fucked up on weed and/or booze
Dude I got so sautéed after two doobies to the face.