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What is sapiosexual?
a pretentious asshat that pretends they're only attracted to intelligence to make themselves seem smarter.
"Oh yeah, John says he's sapiosexual"
"He's just saying that because he got an A+ and thinks only people who can 'match his intelligence' deserve him"
"What a dick."
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Sapiosexual - what is it?
Someone who '''''''sexually attracted'''''''' to '''''' intelligence''''''', and apparently isn't sexually attracted to anyone until they've found out what the person's IQ is.
sapiosexual: 'I'm gonna fuck this brain.'
What does "sapiosexual" mean?
(adj) A form of sexual orientation characterized by a strong attraction to intelligence in others, often regardless of gender and/or conventional attractiveness.
(n) A sapiosexual person.
"I am sapiosexual. I think geeks and nerds are sexy--I often want to rub my clit against their minds." -Kayar Silkenvoice
Sapiosexual - what does it mean?
Yet another way pseudo-intellectuals try to distinguish themselves from society.
Guy 1: It was once said that a game of chess can be more satisfying than sex, 'tis the life of a sapiosexual I suppose.
Guy 2: dude, stop sitting with us.
Sapiosexual - meaning
Pretentious and attracted to likeminded folks
Well actually, I'm a sapiosexual
Sapiosexual - definition
It means to be sexually attracted to intelligence above other qualities. In reality it's just a pretentious attempt at making yourself sound intellectual.
Normal Person: Hey that girl is cute! I'm gonna go talk to her.
Douchebag: Oh, her? I struggle to find her attractive because she is substantially less educated than I am. I'm not saying I'm too good for her, its just a fact: I'm sapiosexual.
Sapiosexual - slang
Sapiosexuals claim to be sexually attracted to their definition of intelligence. It's a new term that usually means you're attracted to someone who is able to explain things like scientific theories or philosophy or write poetry. It's basically whatever their specific idea of intelligence is.
This is more accurately labeled as a preference since sexual orientation refers only to the genders that you are attracted to. It does not include a concept like intelligence, which can't be clearly defined for every person.
A person who likes writers is not a scribosexual, a person who likes lawyers is not a jurosexual, and a person who loudly proclaims that they only date smart people might be dangerously full of themselves, but they’re not a “sapiosexual. -Samantha Allen
Sapiosexual
A shibboleth used by poseurs attracted to the appearance of intelligence rather than actual intelligence. People genuinely attracted to intelligence know that the word “intelligence” is derived from the Latin “intelligere”; that the Latin participle for wisdom is “sapiens,” not “sapio”; and that the Latin “sapio” means something that tastes good.
I totally identify as a sapiosexual so I find that guy with the bowler hat and handlebar mustache banging out his screenplay at the coffee shop on his Royal typewriter while sipping his no-foam, decaf, soy latte and stroking his monkey totally hot. What? No, seriously. He’s got a for real monkey. He must be smart.
Sapiosexual
One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.
"I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with.
I decided all that means that I am sapiosexual."
Sapiosexual
Something you put on your dating profile if you want to be pretentious.
I'm so intelligent that my sexual kink is attraction to Mensa members. I'm a sapiosexual!