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What is sandstormed?
shaving your pubes then blowing them in your girlfriends face.
ooh baby,I know you loved that sandstorm in your face
sandstormed - meme gif
sandstormed - video
Sandstormed - what is it?
The name of the sexual position of a female sitting on a male's chest while she gives him a blowjob. He then sprinkles salt and pepper into her butthole and shakes her butt around. Then, as he orgasms, he punches her in the kidney and she farts in his face. Thus forming a homemade sandstorm.
Also known as "Spicy Cheeks".
"Man I miss her so much. She was the freakiest girl I ever met. One time she even gave me a sandstorm!"
"I'd sandstorm that in a heartbeat!"
"Had to put my dog to sleep. He kept giving the neighbor's cat a sandstorm."
"How much did I drink last night? I woke up this morning and tasted spicy cheeks on my lips."
What does "sandstormed" mean?
One of the most retarded internet virals by misleading people who want to find a song/a music by referring them to "Sandstorm" by Darude instead
(nice song played)
A: What's the song title?
B: Oh, it's Sandstorm by Darude
(And then A plays Sandstorm by Darude)
A: Damn, that's a completely different song
Sandstormed - what does it mean?
The action of having sex in a sandy region. The male rolls his wet penis in the sand and reinserts his penis in the womans vagina, thus causing extreme amounts of pain.
Guy 1: Dude I gave my girlfriend a sandstorm last night!
Guy 2: Haha, sucks for her
Guy 1: Yeah, she still has a sandy vagina.
Sandstormed - meaning
pulled off when two or more people try to get busy inο»Ώ the bedroom.
Step 1- acquire boombox with sandstorm on disc
step 2- have 1 or 2 people wait in bedroom closet with boombox
step 3- when the victims start getting "Busy" have the person in the closet turn on the boombox and open the door. so everyone can enter
step 4- with door open, everyone starts dancing to the music when the victims who were about to get busy end up getting cock-blocked by the music
person 1: dude we are so totally goin sandstorming tonight at the party ! person 2: hell yess we are!!
Sandstormed - definition
V.
1. a popular techno song by darude
2. to moshpit with a bunch of drunk people while listening to the aforementioned techno song
3. to bring the 'heat; n 'git down'
4. to take a poop, while moshpitting and listening to techno, including but not limited to the popular techno song by darude
5. to steal a homeless mans mcdonalds
6. to mistake a homeless mans poop for a mcdonalds burger, only realizing this after three bites. fucking homeless people shitting on bread in mcdonalds bags
7. a mixture of foods and cigarete butts found in a homeless mans beard
8. to mistake a homeless mans beard full of food and cigarette butts for a mcdonalds burger, only realizing this after three bites. fucking homeless people shaving on bread in mcdonalds bags
9. butt cheeze
10. to mistake butt cheeze for a mcdonalds cheeseburger, then realizing they taste the exact same
1. I'm listening to sandstorm!
2. We totally sandstormed last night!
3. i dont even know
4. DUDE i didnt think it was possible to sandstorm in a bathroom
5. I had maaad munchies so i sandstormed last night
6. DUUUDE i almost puked after i sandstormed
7. yo, i walked past some dude, he had mad sandstorm
8. DUUUDE i almost puked after i sandstormed
9. the best kinda cheese: sandstorm
10. dude, isnt it gross that that sandstorm tasted just like a cheeseburger
Sandstormed - slang
When your shit is seemingly solid, but upon flushing or elongated floating, it fills the bow like a plume of desert sand.
I thought I was had a good shit this morning, but it turns out it was a full on sandstorm
Sandstormed
orgasm. sandstorm derives from darude's sandstorm which has given many young people pleasure since it's explosive release.
last night when david hasselhoff gave me a sandstorm i felt it all the way in my in my tibia!
Sandstormed
When your shit is seemingly solid, but upon flushing or elongated floating, it fills the bow like a plume of desert sand.
I thought I was had a good shit this morning, but it turns out it was a full on sandstorm
Sandstormed
When the song "Sandstorm" by Darude is playing and when it gets to the fast part you start humping someobdy to the beat. Most of the time the person will feel dazed and confused after you give it to them but most of all they will enjoy it.
I just sandstomed that kid so bad.