What is sandbar?

When you and your partner are having sex in the sand and you pull out too far and your dick hits the sand and you go back in

Me and the ol lady were messing around on the beach and I gave her a Russian sandbar

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Sandbar - what is it?

The act of covering your entire penis with glue and then while it is still wet, rubbing sand all over it. When it is completely dry, give your partner surprise buttsex. This will leave your partner in unbearable pain.

Turkish man: "I gave my wife the good ol' Turkish sandbar while she was sleeping because she cheated on me

American: " here in America we have the boston sandtrap "

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What does "sandbar" mean?

When you mouth is so dry, with just a tad of saliva covering you sandy dry tongue....resembling a sand bar with only a tad bit of water over it....most commonly encountered while high, a variation of cotton mouth.

Bud: Hey man this is some dank bud.

Cotton: Yeah but it's giving me the worst cotton mouth.

Sandy: Yeah you must have "Sandbar Mouth".....ya

know...when your mouth is so dry it resembles a sandbar?

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Sandbar - what does it mean?

The act of wetting your penis and covering it with sand, then sticking it inside of a girl's ass

That bitch didn't even see the sandbar comin!

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Sandbar - meaning

An expression of lameness or douchebaggery.

Derived from the people who visit the sandbar on the Columbia River behind the Gorge Amphitheater instead of buying tickets for the show.

Can you believe those girls in the campground bathroom who are straightening their hair! That's so SANDBAR!

We're at a Dave Matthews show and those SANDBAR douche bags are blasting Snoop Dogg in their RV.

Me: I have to go back to work tomorrow.
You: SANDBAR!

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Sandbar - definition

The act of becoming exuberantly inebriated with a sibling of the same sex and proceding to engender in one sided anal innercourse.

"(to) sandbar"

Sam: Hey mike, did mom cook dinner yet?
Mike: Im not talking to you.
Sam: Why?
Mike: Because you sandbared me lastnight and you know it.

Ace: Hey dads cooking steaks tonight!
Gary: Your right. We better get a good sandbaring in before he gets home!

Teacher:Joe your grades have been sub par, youve been 0 habitually absent, and youve had trouble sitting in class.
Whats going on with you?
Joe:My brother....... He......
Teacher: (gasp) He didnt...... sandbar you..... Did he?
Joe: Yes, every weekend.

William: To sandbar, or not to sandbar? That is the question.
Steve: Well i hope my rusty sherifs badge winking at you answers your question. Now grab that turkey baster full of jack and fill up my darkstar.

Paramedic: This guys O2 levels are low. Im going to administer lactated ringer's to bring his liquids up.
Paramedic 2: This kid has a load of cum in his ass. He doesnt need any more liquids.

Paramedic: He was probably getting sandbared all night. Alright johnny, your going to feel a little prick, but it wont be as bad as the first one.