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What is salaried?
The slacking that occurs when an employee realizes that they're going to continue to receive their paycheck regardless of how much time they actually spend working.
Dan was a great employee until he caught Salary Syndrome, I watched him click a pen for 90 minutes yesterday before leaving a half hour early.
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Salaried - what is it?
A salary thief is someone who receives a salary from a company but has no intention of giving anything of value in return.
"He is a waster..."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."
What does "salaried" mean?
An employee who continually goes above and beyond the call of duty. One whom prefers the company of management over his or her own co workers. One who will engage in intense brown nosing and ultimately engross themselves in abnormal sexual acts to pleasure their superiors.
There He goes again, Back at the Salary Bukake!
Salaried - what does it mean?
No seriously. What do you think the writing team of some of these shows makes per season? And how does me writing the things that are on the show not constitute "me being on the team?"
Hym "What is the salary? Should I google it? Did anyone else on the writing team not get their paycheck or is it just me?"
Salaried - meaning
Theres plenty of my salary to go around.
Everyone likes a big salary!
"I heard he gave her some of his salary last night"
Salaried - definition
The supposed amount of money you should receive according last daily company policy for your work.
Usually paid late or never if you are Bamboozled in Vietnam.
Hey BRO we are in July.... give me my funking February salary instead of Jokinng! Motherfuker!
Salaried - slang
An overhyped number that does not quantify your child's intelligence or success.
Don't fixate on job stats or salary figures. Focus instead on the skills and interest.
Salaried
Something that is sad and hilarious at the same time.
My family treats me like shit, salarious.
Salaried
Money paid to an employee for regular work performed that is supposed to reflect the true value of the employee to the company, but more often resembles a bad joke.
My salary is laughable.
Salaried
1. In the USA, typically an annual wage rate based upon a 40 hour (snicker) work week.
2. Taking it in the ass from the man who signs your pay check.
3. Thinking of your hourly rate and getting sick. Because you are in essence your boss's labor bitch and the calculation will result in rapid onset depression.
Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm salaried."
* Translation *
Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm just taking it in the ass from the man who signs my pay check."
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Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm salaried."
* Translation *
Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm thinking about my hourly rate and getting sick."