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What is sabretooth?
(n.) (pl.) A term that often refers to the most advanced stage of pubic lice. However, Sabretooth Crotch Crickets (SCCs) are a seperate (but related) secies.
SCCs are found in the pubic region of exceptionally promiscuous females and males (human). While shaving and intense washing can sometimes lower the population of an SCC nest, SCCs have never been known to disappear completely within the host's lifetime. Hosts often fail to realize the severity of their condition before the number of SCC's around/on their genitalia number in the high teens or more.
SCCs, occasionally described as miniature Hercules Beetles, have proportianlly large pincers; however these can vary in configuration from cricket to cricket.
When provoked (rough sex will do it), SCCs often emit a low-volume hissing or buzzing sound to warn of a painful attack (the onset of this sound is in fact when many affected people first realize that something is horribly wrong down south--otherwise, SCCs do not usually draw attention to themselves and can be quite reclusive). This sound is regularly exaggerated by people unfamiliar with SCCs, because it's damn funny if someone else has them but you don't.
Dude #1: "Yeah, I'm going over by *girl's name*'s apartment tonight...I think it's gonna be a wild time..."
Dude #2: "Don't do it, seriously! Tony told me he was gonna hit that sheeit one time and there wuz SCCs all up in it"
Dude #1: "What the ? are SCCs? You just playin' right?"
Dude #2: "I thought you knew...it means Sabretooth Crotch Crickets, man! Back off the nasty 'tang, bro!"
Dude #1: "Aw DAMN! I thought I was gonna git me some tonight...thanks for the heads up though."
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Sabretooth - what is it?
When a girl is sucking two throbbing hard erections at the same time.
Jenny pulled a sabretooth tiger with Parker and Twebb.
What does "sabretooth" mean?
an ancient cougar who tries to pick up really young guys
That was hilarious when that sabretooth tiger was hitting on Tim
Sabretooth - what does it mean?
Go over to someone's house who owns a cat. Take a hefty dump in the cat box and leave it for the cat and the owner to find. Fun.
Wendy pissed me off the other night at her party, so I performed a sneaky sabretooth.
Sabretooth - meaning
The lord and savior of all people in the world. He tried to kill ice age baby but fatass manny wouldn’t let him
We should be like diego the Sabretooth and kill ice age baby
Sabretooth - definition
When a man goes up behind another person who is crouching down, and puts his hands up in the air wrists bent down at 90 degree angles, hands in the shape of claws. Often done to unsuspecting people. Based of an awkward photo which depicts the Marvel character Sabretooth coming up behind a kneeling Wolverine in this fashion, with the caption Release your inner animal. Mocked for its homosexual undertones, which the creator openly denies.
Dave-"Dude did you just see what Chris did to Kyle."
Matt-" Yeah man he totally just sabretoothed him."
Sabretooth - slang
A woman of elderly age, possibly a grandma who is too old to be a cougar but still on the hunt and able to take down younger unsuspecting male prey.
Dude, since your grandpa died last year, your grandma has become quite the sabretooth....do you think I'd have a chance?
Sabretooth
A woman too old or too ugly to be a cougar but tries anyway.
I went to Target and had a flip flop wearing Sabretooth tracking me through the paper goods.
Sabretooth
Geez, that guy is a bit of a sabretooth, overtake him Jeeves.
Sabretooth
1-Sabertooth: A female who specializes and prefers giving oral sex to men. Saber: slang for the male penis. Tooth: Oral.
2-Sabertooth: the act of giving a BJ. Sabertoothing.
"Yo man my woman be sabertoothing my schlong all the time"
"Yeah i know Beth, she be one fine sabertooth."