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What is roman?
a weirdo who loves masturbating and sex
they are such a roman
roman - meme gif
roman - video
Roman - what is it?
to penutbutter on ones balls and has the dog lick it off
im gonna roman when my parents leave.
What does "roman" mean?
noun - an annoying college roommate. often, the roman will attempt to create uncomfortable homo-emotional moments between the roommates due to its periodic menstrual cycle. a roman can be identified with one or more of the following attributes: catching stray cats and keeping them to provide its own lonely pussy with company; wearing tight clothing, especially pants to show off its camel-toe; sleeping next to a machete as a precaution so that if too much blood flows from its vagina in the middle of the night, it can cut out the swollen tampon; lighting over 42 candles and placing them around the apartment as it masturbates to the bathroom mirror in the absence of "friends"; driving a green volvo wagon at high speeds with the windows down to air out its flapping vagina; in cases where its roommates leave it to run away, a roman will lock itself in its room for days as it cries in a whisper to its vagina; a roman's pet (such as lizards or fish) will kill themselves rather than suffer the nauseating stench which its festering vagina emits on a day to day basis.
if not clear by now, a roman will inherently have a vagina. this is due to a genetic mutation caused by being born in close proximity to the broken down nuclear sites of the former soviet union i.e. Chernobyl. in the event of encountering a roman, one MUST light it with a flaming glass of vodka; this is the only way it will leave you alone.
it is an unfortunate circumstance. one cannot control contingency.
I'm sorry I trashed your couch, bro.
What the fuck, dude! Why?!?
I had to. That fucking roman wouldn't stop threatening me with his machete because I didn't care about what he named his new beta-fish. After I lit him on fire, he was so upset, his vagina exploded. There was blood everywhere.
sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me
Roman - what does it mean?
The word Roman is meaning a person who loves somebody named Levie who is also not loyal to his GF Marely.
The Roman is over there
Roman - meaning
Euphemism for sadistic sex, used in sex ads.
Straight fucking only, no Greek, Roman, or French
Roman - definition
Initially a small hellenised city state in the Italian peninsula, Rome slowly overwhelmed its Latin neighbours and later the southern Greek cities after surviving a brutal invasion from Pyrrhus of Epirus, taking complete control of the peninsula.
Rome then was then engaged in three Punic wars with the maritime trading city of Carthage. The first of these bloody wars brought Sicily under complete Roman control, along with Sardinia and Corsica. The second and most important Punic war featured Hannibal's invasion of Italy, and through tactical genius he defeated them several times, most famously at Cannae. However Roman defiance ensured the state was pulled back from the brink of destruction and soon armies under Scipio Africanus secured Spain, then invaded Africa. The weary Hannibal was then soundly defeated at Zama, and Carthage sued for peace. The third Punic war after a brief struggle annialated the city of Carthago itself.
From there Roman power was unanswerable and major kingdoms and celtic tribes were subdued. The republic collapsed when Caesar turned on the capital, but continued under the Principate, a monarchy in all but name.
Roman rule ended in the third century B.C, it's military a shadow of its former self, and the ancient republican traditions abandoned. However, the Eastern Empire continued until medieval ages with it's capital at Byzantine or Constantinople.
The Romans are respected for being the founders of modern day democracy, and their military, architectural, social and administritive prowess. The collapse of the Roman empire brought about a dark age and under Europe plunged into the bloody medieval ages, setting back human advancement by hundreds of years.
(It is thought the bible was formulated initially by Constantine, and Christianity spread through the Roman Empire - hence purist Roman Catholosism exists today. Pagan my arse.)
The Roman Empire stretched from Spain to Syria, including the largest variety of cultures ever seen before, lasting at its largest point for four centuries.
Roman - slang
(n.) Citizen of Rome, once the most prosperous empire on the face of the earth, now the pretty but lowly capital of a corrupt, dysfunctional pseudo-democracy called Italy.
"Sic transit gloria mundi", sighed Luigi the Roman, as Berlusconi was reelected.
Roman
the true players way of saying rum and coke
hook me up with a "roman"
Roman
a really hot guy who isnt ugly but isnt all that physically attractive, yet he has something that attracts girls
That person who is walking over there is a roman guy.
Roman
Most sexiest, romantic guy you will ever meat in your life. if you know anyone named Roman dont ever let him go,because you will never meat anyone that will treat you better then Roman. He can make you laugh when your sad, he will be their for you every step of the way, he will make sacrifices just to make you happy and feel special. He is incredibly good looking and every time you look into his eyes, you just completely fall in love. He can be shy but when you get to know him, you will see that he is the most adventures, exciting person ever!
niko- How do you get girls to like you?
Roman- Just treat them nice, and be honest with all the girls!