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What is rodeo fucking?
When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...
Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.
20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.
" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "
" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "
" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "
" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "
rodeo fucking - video
Rodeo fucking - what is it?
it is when a girl gets in a doggy style position then you get her in place with arms wrapped tight aruond her waist then you tell her,her mom fucks better then she does and try to hold on for 8 seconds
i broke up with this girl by giving her the fucking rodeo
What does "rodeo fucking" mean?
When you're fucking a girl that's so hot you won't even last 8 seconds.
That girl was a definite rodeo fuck. I think I might have lasted a full 6 seconds before I blew my load.
Rodeo fucking - what does it mean?
The rodeo fuck is when your women of the evening gets on top to bang you, you strap in look her right in the eyes and tell her she's the ugliest girl you have ever fucked! Then you try and hold onto her for 8 seconds while she tries to get off.
Last night I wasn't able to complete the rodeo fuck with the woman twice my size.
Rodeo fucking - meaning
When the male first sticks his cock into either the ass or vagina, he then says to his partner your Sister, Mom, best friends, etc. (whatever will work best to achieve the angry reaction desired) Pussy/Ass is so much tighter. Then hold on for as long as you can trying to achieve climax. Then get the hell out of there.
Julies Dad shot and killed Charlie when he walked in on them and saw Charlie performing a rodeo fuck on his little princess.
Rodeo fucking - definition
While having sexual intercourse, one enters their woman from behind, grabs a handful of their hair, sticks their thumb up their arse and states with "WOW!!! You're so much tighter than your Mother", Then attempt to hang on for 8 seconds...
Gave this sheila an awesome Rodeo Fuck last night!She bucked like a bronco!
Rodeo fucking - slang
When your doggy styling a girl you call her by another girls name and try to stay on as long as you can without getting "bucked" off.
"Jen and I were coming to a slow spot in our relationship so one night while having sex I called her Sarah and rodeo fucked her for 10 more seconds."
Rodeo fucking
While fucking a girl doggy style bend over and whisper in her ear.."I have AIDS"..your friends burst out of the closet cheering while you hold on as long as possible.
I was rodeo fucking this chick last night and when I told her I had AIDS she said, "so do I."
Fuck.
Rodeo fucking
Cowboy Fuck: Enter woman from behind, wrap 1 hand around and firmly grasps breasts, Bend over and whisper in her ear " Your tits feel just like your sisters" Proceed to maintain thrust for 8 full seconds.
Rodeo fucking
Where your fucking a bitch doggystyle and u whisper in her ear "your sisters better" then hang on!!!
I was rodeo fucking this bitch last night I hung on for 15 seconds.