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What is rocking chair?
When you've made so much money, you can just sit on your chair and do fuck all.
Person 1: What are you going to do when you're older?
Person 2: I've got rocking chair money, who cares?
rocking chair - video
Rocking chair - what is it?
When a girl rocks back and forth from ine dick in her ass to another in her pussy.
Dude it was awesome, the chick wanted to ride our alabama rocking chair!
What does "rocking chair" mean?
An act performed after human feces is frozen, as in a frozen stanley or a frozen francis. Two men then put opposing ends of the frozen turd in their rectums and proceed to "rock" back and forth, attempting to reach assgasm before the poopy melts.
Jacob: Dude, did you see those two guys over there in the corner?
Mike: Yea man, it looks like what we did last night with that frozen piece of shit.
Jacob: Yea, that was one sweet amish rocking chair.
Rocking chair - what does it mean?
It's where a large man sitting Indian style wearing nothing but a towel He's playing air drums in from of his Yamaha natural sound system. Motions for an unsuspecting victim. Aka rectum to put on a record. When the bend over to select a record. He grabs them from behind and in one swift motion. Like magic their pants are down and his penis is in your ass. He pulls you in his lap a furiously pounds the rectum to completion
While picking out the scorpions love drive. She was forced into a raspberry rocking chair
Rocking chair - meaning
A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.
Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!
Rocking chair - definition
OMG Throw That Rocking Chair On Stage!
Rocking chair - slang
Sex in a rocking chair. Naked female sits on naked male's lap and rocks the chair in order to succeed in orgasming.
We knew Betty and Jimmy were doing the rocking chair, because we were downstairs and could hear the chair legs repeatedly banging against the floor.
Rocking chair
When your bitch sits on your dick and instead of an up and down motion, grinds back and forth like a rocking chair. Like the cowgirl, but better.
*** Not to be confused with the act of having sex in a rocking chair.
Last night she gave me the rocking chair and her vag sucked the soul outta my cock.
Rocking chair
um...the thing that is next to me
Rocking chair
Trucker CB (citizens band) slang for the position of a vehicle in a line of vehicles that is neither at the front or rear of the line. A vehicle in the "rocking chair" is supposedly protected from law enforcement or smokey because it can receive warning by CB radio from those vehicles ahead and behind about oncoming (or overtaking) patrol cars, speed traps, etc.
I was in the rocking chair and escaped a speeding ticket because the lead trucker warned me of a patrolman with a radar gun (Kojak with a Kodak).