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What is rockfords?
Craptastic city in northern Illinois. Only slightly less godawful than Freeport (only because of its size). Rockford is home to a million boarded up victorian mansions doomed to rot. It's home to a buttload of broke-ass niggas angrily wanderin' the streets. It's home to a gaggle of cantankerous crackas wearing sleaveless shirts that say "Git R Done." It's home to not one but two cruddy wal marts, each featuring an assortment of side-show freak customers that must be seen to be believed. You always get a bizarre show when you visit Rockford, but it's not necessarily a show you want to see.
Rockford. It's like Freeport but bigger, and with a bigger cracka population. Sucks mightily.
MAN 1: Git R Done!
MAN 2: Nigga what?
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Rockfords - what is it?
City in NW Illinois. A former heavy manufacturing center, this gritty city is now known for high taxes, high crime, and high unemployment.
There's nothing to do in Rockford.
What does "rockfords" mean?
A big small town that your parents and your grandparents probably grew up in too. Popularity matters because Rockford kids never leave. If you aren’t a football star or one of the girls sucking him off good luck getting anywhere. The kids tend to do coke, but only stoners get arrested because that’s a drug for poor people. Oh and don’t move here if you’re not white, unless being treated like you have a rare disease is appealing to you.
Person one: I went to high school in Rockford
Person two: oh so you’re rich?
Person one: No, but my parents were cousins!
Rockfords - what does it mean?
Short term for one of the best car audio equipment there is. Rockford Fosgate.
That Fosgate Punch Series 3 subowoofer hits hard.
Rockfords - meaning
The act of pissing in one's hair. Usually performed in a state of high anger, stress, or intoxication. Originated from urinating on someone, but taking it to a whole new level.
"I was so mad yesterday"
"Really? What did you do about it?"
"I pulled a rockford and pissed all over Jim's hair when we were driving to the party."
Rockfords - definition
a solid form of weed (i.e. rocky)
i bought £20s of rockford last night
Rockfords - slang
The act of driving in reverse and spinning your car around 180 degrees.
I had to ditch the pigs so I pulled a rockford and headed the other way.
Rockfords
This is a really cool dude that everyone should be friends with and is very skilled in the art of theatre. He’s very... unique.
Rockford is a nice guy.
Rockfords
A small picturesque town in west Michigan home to the fierce Rockford Rams. Grad classes are upwards of six hundred and every team is number one in the state thanks to steroids. Because Rockford is perfect, any flunker, flunkie, and pregnant girl is redirected to the nearby school, river "retard" valley. Nine out of ten families are rich, conservative republicans while the rest are democrats. The school is 99.4% Caucasian, and black kids are celebrities. The cops hate the kids, because every last one is stoned. Rockford is home to the biggest marijuana trade in west michigan. Teachers only like you if you've made varsity by playing before you could walk.
Look at that Rockford kid!
Will he give us free weed if we apologize that he bears the burden of being a Ram?
Rockfords
To perform a dangerous or extreme maneuver while driving a car, usually involving a moving U-turn, particularly while in heavy traffic.
Derived from the cool 70’s television private detective show: Rockford Files, staring James Gardner. He drove a Firebird.
I missed my turn so I had to do 'a Rockford' in the middle of the street.
The traffic is stopped in this lane. Hang 'a Rockford' and go another way.