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What is river falls?
Fall River, aka The Dirty Dirty: Is to be a city of prostitute thrills, blood spills, pills stacked like hills, and cocaine mills.
Dude, seriously you're as ghetto as Fall River itself. Go home scumbag.
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River falls - what is it?
Fall River like any other city has it's "ups and downs" I myself am rather fond of Fall River. The city on a Hill filled with ethnic diversity including an abundance of European Immigrant traditions as well as gorgeous old Victorian Homes and neighborhoods.
Fall River was named after the Quequechan; a Native American, which translates into "falling water". The Quequechan River runs through the city which overlooks the Taunton River and flows into Mt. Hope Bay. The river, along with all the salt used in the winters here, are the main causes for all the "potholes" So my suggestion is be aware and drive slowly. enjoy the sites.
If someone tells you to Cruise the "Ave" there are much better ways to waste your gas such as drive from Somerset to Little Portugal in 5 minutes flat.
You might find a sign that reads: "Next time you cut through my yard go around" or never-ending one way streets large enough for 2 lanes, and two way streets one lane wide. But again, Drive slowly! Some potholes have been known to swallow entire Toyota sedans.
Fall Rivers hails the unsolved mystery of Lizzie Borden; acquitted of the hatchet murders of her father and stepmother in 1892. She is buried at Oak Grove Cemetary.
Emeril Lagasse, the famous chef is from Fall River, MA. BAM!
I went to see the "Portas da Cidade" in Fall River and sat on the bench and ate a malassada.
What does "river falls" mean?
A small town in southeastern Massachusetts that was once the country's number one textile producer. The people are predominantly Portuguese, but there is a large Cambodian population. There are five sections of Fall River: the South End, the North End, the Highlands, the Flint, and the Narrows. Most people who live in the Highlands believe they are better than everyone else because their houses are sually old. They fail to mention that fact that most of those houses are now tenements and/or falling apart.
Dude, Fall River sucks ass.
River falls - what does it mean?
Getting a bad deal or the shit end of the stick. When one agrees to something without complete thought about the result.
Manny got Fall Rivered when he bought an '86 Ford Festiva for 3 grand.
That dude really Fall Rivered you on that bag of weed.
River falls - meaning
River Falls is a small and agricultural town in Wisconsin, USA. The UWRF (University of Wisconsin, River Falls) is located in the center of town and many residents are either college students (who never look before they walk across the road) or elderly. Young couples wishing to raise families often move/live here because of its 'small town vibe'.
It has the Kinnikinnick River (AKA 'the kinni'), a prime spot for kayaking, fly fishing, and feeding the ducks with your kids.
Despite a sign at the entrance to town that says something about "an inclusive community", the one by the largest place to shop, Shop-Ko, River Falls is predominantly white. There are good/intelligent people of diverse races, but a lot of the non-whites (and a lot of the whites as well, most of which are of the younger generation) are uneducated buffoons.
There is a surprising lack of activities for the youth that live in town or go to school in town, other than sports (which not everyone loves), so many of them turn to drugs or other things for entertainment. Attempts to make good places for the youth of River Falls have mostly failed (such as the Hot Spot), which pretty much sucks.
However, the education system is pretty decent, except for a general dislike of administrators (particularly at the high school) and lack of snow days. There are lots of kids getting good grades and drug free (but without a doubt bored out of their minds).
Driver: Hey, did we just hit something? I think I felt a bump.. or something...
Passenger: I think it was a college student. There isn't a crosswalk there, so they must have been texting. That's how it works here in River Falls, WI.
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uneducated buffoon #1: yo dawg lets go to bums.. timmy got some gud shit mayn, we gunna get so hiiigh
uneducated buffoon #2: yeaaaa man lets get high and not do our homewurk cuz there aint shit to do aroun' hurrr!
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Mom: Let's drink beer!
Dad: That's right, we live in wisconsin now, with our small and economically-aware young family! Yay, beer on sunday! Our taxes are high! Yay!
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Fly fisherman: ...
Hand me the bucket, jimmy. I caught me a biggun.
River falls - definition
A small "city" where hopes and dreams are killed.
Person " Have you seen Ryan lately?"
Person 2 " No, but I heard he failed at life and moved to Thief River Falls."
River falls - slang
A town in western Wisconsin of roughly 15,000 people. There is an agricultural-based state university and Bum's Park, a grungy, high-school age congregational center where shitty drugs and half-smoked cigarettes are consumed. unknown to this group of teenage fucks is a legitimate drug supply that consists of marijuana, ecstasy, and soft core opiates like vicodin. Since there is not a healthy supply of activities, many teenage kids abuse this drug supply and fail in their pathetic studies.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, Wheres the party tonight?
Person 2: Its definitely NOT in River Falls, WI.
Person 1: But why d00d?
Person 2: Cuz it sucks ass here man.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Lets just go smoke this schwag at Bum's
Person 1: Aight kewlz.
Example 2:
River Falls fucking blows, But there is good weed there bro,
If you know where to find it.
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A tiny town in Wisconsin, noted for its complete lack of Taco Bells.
"My family was on vacation in Black River Falls, and that is when my little brother starved to death from taco deprivation."
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River Falls is a suburban town filled with college students, hicks, and alarmingly old people. Everyone in this town thinks they are hood-ass-gangstas because of their close proximity to Minneapolis,MN. Grandma has spinners on her wheel-chair and junior has gold braces.
That wannabe, fake-ass, cracker must be from River Falls.
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One of the greatest neighborhoods the world has ever seen. They have amazingly cool swim and tennis teams. They recently built a new pool, along with a sweet slide. If you are a member of this elite club, you are considered one of the top 1% of the coolest people in the world, a fact supported by The 2000 Census, The USA Today, and MTV.
River Falls is the greatest place on earth.