What is ripened?

Speeding up the ripening progress of a fruit or vegetable through self pleasure

My mom: The cucumber should be good, I spent an hour last night ripening it.

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Using exercise to firm and tone your ass so it resembles a ripe peach

I'm going to go to the gym tonight and ripen my peach.

When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck

You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.

What happens to food that accidentally gets left in the car for a long time after a trip to the grocery store.

Oh man, I left a bunch of bananas in my car over the weekend, and now they are completely brown and smell gross, totally trunk-ripened.

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

Dude, I totally ripened that chick last night. She was so tight.

Richardson: Is that your seventeenth bucket?

Harry Potburner: I AM RIPENED!