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What is restaurants?People who fake or exaggerate veteran's status for perks such as discounts, free meals and prestige. Look at the restaurant Rambo over there, wearing Walmart camouflage to get a free meal. restaurants - meme gifrestaurants - videoRestaurants - what is it?A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed. There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips. What does "restaurants" mean?A place where you throw food at unsuspecting customers. "Yeah, I went to the restaurant to throw food at my mom, and that's how she died from a spoon to the face" Restaurants - what does it mean?You aren't stopping me or are you NOT DOING THE THING YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THEY'RE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (those two things). Which is it? Well? How about this, if it's the former, have my hot neighbor come over and give me a ride (since you have so much control) and if it's the latter, how about you go fuck yourself. How does that sound?" Restaurants - meaningApplebees, Grand China Buffet, Chiles, Princess Maria Diner, Blue Swan. When the Gang shows up everyone else gets the fuck out of there. Restaurants - definitioni eat at a restaurant. Restaurants - slangA place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises. Let's go to the new restaurant downtown. RestaurantsYou may eat food in a restaurant but would you return? You can eat food anywhere even out of a paper bag whilst you are walking down the street. Is that a restaurant? Allow me to up grade the definition. A restaurant is a place that offers well prepared food at a reasonable price. The Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down in the north of Ireland is one of the best in the country. It should be on the itinerary of every person visiting the north of Ireland for business or pleasure RestaurantsA place where you work after you have given up on your dreams. The restaurant industry, second only to organized crime, is responsible for the most ruined lives of any profession. Your role in a restaurant largely determines your quality of life. For instance, the average hostess or busboy will be less depressed than the average waiter or manager. And the average cook has killed 7 people in his life. If you think that any restaurant is sanitary, even the most fine dining establishments, you are dumber than the felon cooks who finger your food with cocaine and germ-covered hands. Moving up in a restaurant means moving down in life, so if one ever finds themselves working in a restaurant, they should use their tips to buy a handgun, and shoot themselves right in front of a table that just began eating. Zach: I do research at the local university, what do you do? RestaurantsWhat a womans tits become when she gets pregnant. Damn my tits hurt.Thats because they just became restaurants. |
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