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What is research?
When you're gonna Jack it but don't wanna out right mention it
"What's her name... for research?"
research - meme gif
research - video
Research - what is it?
To watch youtube videos made by some self-appointed, conspiracy of the month guru, that align with your already fantastical world view. The closer these videos are to what you already believe the better and any divergence in thought is viewed with deep suspicion. Reading actual scientific papers and websites is never research since they may contain weird symbols known as math (most likely is some kind of satanic script) and everyone knows all scientists work for the Illuminati anyway.
I researched flat earth enough to know it is true and you're not going to convince me otherwise.
Look, bro, all I'm asking is that you do the research yourself. I'll send you some youtube vids.
What does "research" mean?
What's her name?
Need it for some research.
Research - what does it mean?
A common excuse for the usage of kieranic images.
When Kieran was caught setting a trap for young players he claimed that he was doing 'research'.
Slevboy: What are you doing?
Kieran: Setting up a trap for young players for 'research' purposes.
Slevboy: I wouldn't do that or I shall be forced to sewell slap you!
Research - meaning
speculation; what the emergent tree shrews of the blogosphere do as they push aside the source-checking, story-verifying, reality-worshipping dinosaurs of the mainstream media.
Recent research indicates that Barack Obama's ties to Al Qaeda have been corroborated. (Stephen Colbert)
Research - definition
plagiarizing from MANY different sources
I did my research by plagiarizing.
Research - slang
a fancy word for finding answers online
Hey did you do some research on that essay?
Ya man, I found a website with all the essay topics!
Research
Definition 1:
Excessive and tedious study used so that students with little more than hot air between their ears can keep up with the smarter ones. It's pretty much an excuse to reword someone else's work using a bibliography.
Definition 2:
An uncommon slang term for masturbation. Often said in a "sarcastic" way.
Def 1:
Man, the mental kid has a better grade than me! He must do a lot of research!
Def 2:
Guy 1: Hey man, can I come over after school?
Guy 2: Naw, call me 30 minutes after. My parents aren't home, so I'm gonna do some... research...
Guy 1: Research?
Guy 2: Uhh... yeah!
30 minutes later:
Guy 1: How'd your research go?
Guy 2: It started out slow, but I found a ton of information. It got a bit messy, so I jumped out at the last second and forgot to cite my sources!
Or:
Man, the mental kid has a better grade than me! He must do a lot of research!
Research
To enter search phrases into google until you find information that reinforces your preconcieved prejudice.
Do your research, and you might wake up to the fact that reptilian humanoids are manufacturing genetically modified vaccines in their FEMA death camps and injecting aborted human fetus tissue in Pumpkin Spice lattes so the toxins make your brains mushier and easy to slurp through a straw.
Research
To become an expert on something after having done a Google search and 10 minutes reading on the internet.
Doctor, I have eczema. I've done some research and I'm sure it's from heavy metal poisoning from the mercury in my filings.