Definder - what does the word mean?

What is reserection?

Synonym to "Angel Lust", The ResErection is a better term for when a dead man gets a boner after a traumatic death.

"Dude, I heard Dave's ResErection was massive after he got shot."

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Reserection - what is it?

A priest's boner

I just confessed the details of my affair to the priest but it gave him a reserection.

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What does "reserection" mean?

The erection that occurs following a sexual sensation

I was struck with a reserection following my time with my girlfriend.

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Reserection - what does it mean?

The act of obtaining an erection though the resurrection of a friend.

Wow, I totally got a reserection when Bobby was brought back to life.

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Reserection - meaning

When you're very drunk and engage in intercourse, the times that you happen to lose your erection, and then either something is done to cause it, or it just magically reserects.

(Drunk couple that just recently returned home) -
Jim: "Brooke, don't be sad anymore! Luckily, you're so hot you just gave me a reserection."

OR

Mike: "Babe, I'm so sorry, I can't get hard again..."
Jen: "Can I do something to reserect you?"
Mike: "This is possible."

OR

Jesus: "This is so good, I feel reserected."

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Reserection - definition

The ability to get a hard-on within a few minutes after ejaculation.

My wife was so hot, her beauty caused a reserection !

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Reserection - slang

when Viagra starts working 3 days later.

My reserection was a rock-hard miracle that lasted for days.

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Reserection

When u have an erection that goes away then it comes back

before dinner i had an errection but now im starting to get a huge reserection

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Reserection

rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions

On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection.

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Reserection

Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.

My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.

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