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What is redzone?
The Sunday 1:00 version of Netflix and Chill. You and yo girl watch NFL RedZone, catch some nice football, and then score a touchdown of your own...in her vagina.
You: hey baby
THOT: heyyyy
You: Rezdone and chill??
THOT: yeahhh babyy, but rubbers--I ain't trying to catch nothing but some some action from around the league and that dick ;)
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Redzone - what is it?
Just another meaningless 'insult' for someone who is not a chav
SOME "REDZONER" FACTS:
1. Not all "redzoners" listen to Slipknot or KoRn and go to mosh pits.
2. "redzoners" are generally nice, up for a laugh and have a different style of music/fashion to most people.
3. "REDZONERS" DO NOT WANT TO "NIFE UP YO MUM"
this redzoner thing drives me insane. If I get called a dirty red or a redzoner ONE more time I am going to lose it.
What does "redzone" mean?
RedZoner:
a person who wastes every Sunday during the NFL season watching football non stop, commercial free football on the RedZone channel and not getting jack shit done for 7 straight hours. Its the best way possible to spend your football Sunday's. This is particularly popular with fantasy football players, and people who just have nothing better to do all day on Sundays.
Dude: what did you do this weekend?
Dude 2: Man, I was a complete RedZoner yesterday. I didn't do anything but watch watch non-stop football and eat tons of crappy food. The day was pure awesomeness!
Redzone - what does it mean?
The redzone is the area between your belly button and the base of your penis.
As soon as she crossed into the redzone, I knew I was gonna score.
Redzone - meaning
An area where one is prohibited from going, usually after being detained for drug dealing and such.
"You've been redzoned, don't come around these parts" - Officer "Goddman I'm in redzone I'm going to jail!" -Breaching Assailant
Redzone - definition
The time of the month; referring to when a woman has her menstrual flow.
Don't score from inside the redzone.
Redzone - slang
in football, the area inside the 20-yard line
And Comer over the redzone.
Redzone
The act of fondling another's face with a cylindrical object, i.e. a rolled-up newspaper. This is done in conjunction with saying Redzone (in an awkward tone).
Guy 1: (Fondling roomates face with a rolled-up newspaper) Redzone. (in a creepy tone)
Guy 2: Dude, you just redzoned me! What the hell!!!