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What is raccoon eyes?
The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.
"How's that for a third raccoon eye?
One more punch and It'll be third eye blind."
raccoon eyes - video
Raccoon eyes - what is it?
After a long night of drinking you will usually get terrible mud butt (aka the beer shits) the next morning, after your first chocolate shotgun of the day you stand up without wiping your ass, approach the nearest passed out person and while holding your butt cheeks apart you firmly press your asshole around that person's eyeball leaving a perfect ring around the person's eye.
I hope that chick doesn't get pink eye, I gave her a nasty ass raccoon eye.
What does "raccoon eyes" mean?
When you are dating a nut job and dark circles appear around the eyes.
Pete has raccoon eyes again, his girlfriend is taking him down for the count..
Raccoon eyes - what does it mean?
When you have been partying hard for a few days with no sleep you get dark rings around your eyes, known as raccoon eyes..
"Dayum!! Ive been up all night partying hard, check out my raccoon eyes!!"
Raccoon eyes - meaning
Eyes with deep big black rings under and sort of around them, that makes you look like a raccoon. Mostly common in sleep-deprived people, yes I'm talking to you, you Tik Tok addict now get some sleep.
She has been on Tik Tok all day and night for the past 3 days, shes starting to get raccoon eyes.
Raccoon eyes - definition
When a male ejaculates specifically on both closed eyes of a female. Similar to dot her eyes but usually done from the side of her face thus giving the impression of raccoon eyes.
My brother Dave said he finished off by giving his girl raccoon eyes.
Raccoon eyes - slang
when a guy puts his balls into the eyes of a woman and slaps her in the eyes with them until she gets 2 black eyes
bro last night i gave her raccoon eyes!
Raccoon eyes
when you wear your sunglasses in the sun too long and get the reverse racoon look. Most common in spring skiing while wearing goggles.
The sun was bright on the slopes today and I got a serious case of the raccoon eyes
Raccoon eyes
When you cry in the bathroom and then look in the mirror to discover your mascara has run down your face.
Sarah: I'm over Jamie breaking up with me...
Jessie: Then why you got raccoon eyes?