Definder - what does the word mean?

What is raccoon?

A state of being in which the subject is acting wild, greedy, hyper, or otherwise judgment-impaired.

Grant was eating Peeps and drinking yoohoo all afternoon, so all his knobs are set to raccoon.

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Raccoon - what is it?

When someone gives their spousal entity hickies around the nipples in the shape of a raccoon's mask.

My girlfriend woke up this morning with a raccoon on her chest.

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What does "raccoon" mean?

A person of extreme annoyance whose sole purpose is to make one want to jump off of a bridge. Can be associated with the feelings one gets from having their garbage knocked over and strewn across the front lawn. Also, someone who will steal your food and scurry away then the lights come on.

Irina "Wow I'm starving. I think the rest of my pasta is still in.... o wtf!!"

John "It must have been Randee, that damn raccoon"

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Raccoon - what does it mean?

Verb. To raccoon someone is to blacken both of the eyes through bludgeoning.

Greg thought it was necessary to hit each eye to raccoon his opponent, but he was successful with a single right cross to the nose.

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Raccoon - meaning

An indestructable homacidal monster which is immortal and if you encounter one you should just take the easy way out and blow your brains out in front of your family

im at the gym and theres a big raccoon working out more buff than me

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Raccoon - definition

person from india,or with indian ancestry,this is more common say between french-americans,raccoon is a nickname given to indian people due to their more darker skin around their eyes,wish assimilate them to raccoons whom also have this characteristic

I went to 7eleven,and that fuckin raccoon tried to overcharge me for a 12 pack.

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Raccoon - slang

The act of punching a girl in both eyes during sex, thereby giving her two black eyes, and then knocking over her trash cans as you leave.

Damn! That girl's got two black eyes... She must have gotten a mean raccoon last night!

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Raccoon

a trashy girl who wears too much make up.

girl 1: Amy is such a raccoon!
girl 2: I know! She belongs on a street corner, she's so trashy!

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Raccoon

A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)

Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.

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Raccoon

The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"

Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!

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