Definder - what does the word mean?

What is promenade?

The drunken stumble exhibited by citizens of Hicksville while heading home from a night of revelry or a DUI stop.

I see ol' Jack taught him the hicksville promenade.

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Promenade - what is it?

1. to have no plans; idle
2. an illusory plan
3. a daily plan for the unemployed

"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.

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What does "promenade" mean?

A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.

It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.

Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.

I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!

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Promenade - what does it mean?

A group of suitors at the prom ogling the hot girl from the sidelines wishing they were her date.

Charchar's promenades this year included her best friend, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend and a lesbian lover.

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Promenade - meaning


A group of suitors at the prom ogling the hot girl from the sidelines wishing they were her date.

Charchar's promenades this year included her best friend, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend and a lesbian lover.

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Promenade - definition

A type of drink, like Lemonade but made with Pomegranates.
The flesh of which is the same colour as your Liver because it's named after the Titan Prometheus who was punished by Zeus for stealing fire and his punishment was to be tied to a rock foe eternity (that's where the Granite comes from in Pomegranate) and Eagles were sent down to peck out his liver, therefore Pomegranate and the drink Promenade

Henry loved Promenade and thought it was nice and fizzy. Therefore he named his series of classical concerts after his favourite drink.

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Promenade - slang

A stroll or walk through a beautiful place

The married couple went through a park during a promenade.

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Promenade

"To be Promenaded" -to be promised a wonderful pedestrian-friendly main street area by housing developers before you purchase their expensive homes - then to have that promise disappear after they have banked your money.

To be duped, tricked, lied to, deceived or by (someone) by being cunning or skillful.
"buyers can be tricked by savvy sellers"
synonyms: deceive, delude, hoodwink, mislead, take in, dupe, fool, double-cross, cheat, defraud, swindle, gull, hoax, bamboozle, entrap;

More
use deception to make someone do (something).
"he tricked her into parting with the money"
use deception to deprive someone of (something).
"the king was tricked out of his land"

The city of Dublin, California was most definitely promenaded in the neighborhoods off Tassajara in the early 21st century.

The city of DiRanchtown, California was most definitely promenaded in the neighborhoods off Tassajara in the early 21st century. But then fortunately for the residents, the community fought back.

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Promenade

a name of a song by ELP from the album "A Picture Of An Exhibition"

composer of 'promenade' is Modest Musogorksky

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