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What is proctology?
Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.
To suck and blow simultaneously.
This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!
Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
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Proctology - what is it?
Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush
Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.
What does "proctology" mean?
In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.
I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!
We are considering going public.
Proctology - what does it mean?
With her constant moaning, Thelma was fast becoming a proctological discomfort.
Proctology - meaning
The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.
You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."
Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."
Proctology - definition
To make and apology for being and ass.
I'm done proctologizing to Amy for saying she looked fat in her wedding dress, she can just get over it already!
Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.
Proctology - slang
Thinking or acting in a way that would give off the impression that your head is shoved firmly up your ass.
John proctologically swerved into my lane because he was on his cell phone and not paying attention to the road.
Proctology
So smart that you can pull made up words out of your butt
After finishing his masters degree Jimmy was able to create words with proctological precision
Proctology
Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...
"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"
Proctology
A branch of medicine that deals with the Anus,and/or it`s disese`s.
After I gave her a thorough Exam, I concluded,her anal sphincter had been dialated to the point,she had no control over her Bowel`s.Her fecal matter,just fell out.