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What is Toothbrush?
THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY
MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND
SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH less.
It's a toothbrush, you hory kid
Toothbrush - meme gif
Toothbrush - video
Toothbrush - what is it?
A stick with a small brush made by the libral media in order to make people to buy things for it so the government can make money.
Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Master Shake: Plaque is a figment made by the libral media in order for you to buy useless appliences and pastes. Now I heard the arguments on both sides and I found no evidence to sopport the need to brush your teeth.
*toothbrush
What does "Toothbrush" mean?
A long object used for cleaning teeth. Commonly used for sexual intercourse with storytime youtubers.
“HE FUCKED ME, WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!!!”
Toothbrush - what does it mean?
You brush your teeth with one or if it vibrates masturbate with it. This is gross if you brush your teeth after squirting on the toothbrush.
Sally: I brush my teeth every day!
Joe: Then what is that moaning for
Sally: DO NOT EMBARRASS MY TOOTHBRUSH FOR BEING USED FOR PLEASURE
Toothbrush - meaning
Slang for Vietnam
It gets the nickname toothbrush because soldiers in Vietnam had to make toothbrushes from wooden sticks kapp
“Hey let’s go on vacation to toothbrush”
“Hellino yeahino!”
Toothbrush - definition
The act of busting a load inside a females mouth and proceeding to rub your cock in the hot man-oil, finally pushing it on to her teeth creating the "Colgate Effect" on her new pearly whites.
Damn dude, I was with this skank ass hoe and she was giving some good dome, when I decided to finish up with the toothbrush!
Toothbrush - slang
Step 1:touch some grass while going out side.
Step 2:go to store with money that you acquired legally
Step 3:purchase both toothbrush and toothpaste
Step 4:pay for it you little shit
Step 5 :exit store and go home
Step 7:enter bathroom
Step 8:unpack both toothbrush and toothpaste
Step:9 grab toothpaste and place contents of it on toothbrush
Step 10: place toothbrush in side of mouth and start scrubing
Step 11: try doing it for 2 minutes
Step 12:well done you have now revealed all the cavities in your teeth
Now go to the dentist.
Give me a moment I need to brush my teeth with a normal sized extremly unpretty blue toothbrush
Toothbrush
Used to clean your boyfriends unborn children from your teeth.
Toothbrush: semen sweeper
Toothbrush
A person one may have sexual relations with over a short period of time, before disposing of them after 2-3 months, in the same way as one may dispose of a manual toothbrush.
"He's just a toothbrush, I'll find another one."
"I need a new toothbrush."
Toothbrush
What you use to clean your teeth.
Something tramps don’t use.
Harry:Have you got a spare toothbrush for me
Jill:Ye
Harry:Thankssss