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What is the toothbrush?
Step 1:touch some grass while going out side.
Step 2:go to store with money that you acquired legally
Step 3:purchase both toothbrush and toothpaste
Step 4:pay for it you little shit
Step 5 :exit store and go home
Step 7:enter bathroom
Step 8:unpack both toothbrush and toothpaste
Step:9 grab toothpaste and place contents of it on toothbrush
Step 10: place toothbrush in side of mouth and start scrubing
Step 11: try doing it for 2 minutes
Step 12:well done you have now revealed all the cavities in your teeth
Now go to the dentist.
Give me a moment I need to brush my teeth with a normal sized extremly unpretty blue toothbrush
the toothbrush - video
The toothbrush - what is it?
invented in Hillman, Michigan.... if it were anywhere else it would be the teethbrush
hey i lost all my teeth except for one... can i use your toothbrush
What does "the toothbrush" mean?
Used to clean your boyfriends unborn children from your teeth.
Toothbrush: semen sweeper
The toothbrush - what does it mean?
Some like it hard some like it soft some like it up and down over side to side but either way it ends up going in and out
we tried the new toothbrush last night
The toothbrush - meaning
A person one may have sexual relations with over a short period of time, before disposing of them after 2-3 months, in the same way as one may dispose of a manual toothbrush.
"He's just a toothbrush, I'll find another one."
"I need a new toothbrush."
The toothbrush - definition
The Toothbrush is a sexual act wherein a man after recieving head, cums on the head givers teeth and proceeds to move back a forth in a teeth brushing formation with either his penis or his finger.
Jen felt no clean feeling after Dan gave her the toothbrush.
The toothbrush - slang
An act commonly conducted by door to door sales people, especially frequented in the kitchen fitting world (Space Kitchens are innovators in this field). This usually happens as a direct result of rejecting their sales proposal. The indignant and humiliated rep will then feel the need to ask to use the home owners bath room and secretly urinate on the owners tooth brush or insert it up their anal passage before replacing it
See definition of Toothbrushing
The toothbrush
a stick (usually plastic) with bristles that you use to clean your teeth with.
"Stop cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush!", said Mr. Bean.
The toothbrush
What you use to clean your teeth.
Something tramps don’t use.
Harry:Have you got a spare toothbrush for me
Jill:Ye
Harry:Thankssss
The toothbrush
THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY
MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND
SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH less.
It's a toothbrush, you hory kid