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What is pressure washing?
Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.
Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.
pressure washing - video
Pressure washing - what is it?
After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.
Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.
What does "pressure washing" mean?
When skidmarks are left on the bottom of the bowl from taking a crap and you use your pee stream to clean the bowl.
Mark: Dude, I left a massive skid in the john.
Rick: Well, just pressure wash it!
Mark: I can't! I pissed before I dropped a duece!
Pressure washing - what does it mean?
When someone, normally male, uses urine to clean "skid marks" off the inside of a toliet. This works especially well if done within the next 10-15 minutes. Works best as an unspoken agreement between roomates/partygoers.
"Hey man, I just took a wicked dump in your bathroom. Haha, left skidmarks all over the toilet."
"O great, next person to piss make sure to pressure wash that crap off."
Pressure washing - meaning
When you piss on skidmarks left in the toilet to clean it and remove it.
Dude, I was Pressure Washing my toilet. It was pretty satisfying!
Pressure washing - definition
When you stick your dick or a similar object into your partner/hooker's asshole, then you have them shit on said object while still holding it in as tightly as possible. This should cause the poop to go around the object and forcibly eject out the anus. The end result looks like a pressure washer spraying poop. DO NOT get in the way of this 'pressure washer,' it will inflict physical harm.
Note: Laxatives help to provide the consistency needed for the poop to flow like water.
Danny: Oh yeah John! Just a little deeper and then I'll pressure wash that silly grin off your face!
John: Yea! Pressure wash me all day! UNNGGHHH (orgasm) (poosplosion)
Pressure washing - slang
making a woman orgasm so hard that her orgasm soaks the sheets resembling the sheets after they get out of the washing machine.
I pounded Tracy so hard that she pressure washed my couch...yeaaa boi
Pressure washing
Douching with Mentos and Diet Coke to prevent pregnancy.
(contrary to popular belief, it does not work)
"Sally decided to try a pressure wash when the condom failed"
Pressure washing
The act of cleaning a dirty toilet by urinating extra hard on the grime in the bowl.
"Dude you need to clean that toilet."
"Nah it's alright I've been pressure washing it for a week."
Pressure washing
when you stick it in her ass and piss
pressure washing is sick!