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What is porch swing?
Margaret let me do her up the ass last night. She really loved it. She is a true porch swing angel.
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Porch swing - what is it?
noun. This is used to descibe a drunkard who does nothing all day but sit around and consume alcholic beverages. It also helps if said person is a fat bastard.
Jason and Tom are so lazy, they are the biggest porch swinging liquor pigs I have ever met.
What does "porch swing" mean?
A "Canadian Porch Swing" is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.
Tracey and Terri were doing a Canadian Porch Swing, on their front porch and got themselves arrested.
Porch swing - what does it mean?
1. The state of a man having loose, low-hanging balls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages.
2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.
Marshall never understood why his girlfriend wasn't amused when he would demonstrate his porch swing after soaking in the hot tub.