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What is poke the bear?
The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated
(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
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"Don't poke the bear!"
poke the bear - video
Poke the bear - what is it?
Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.
Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
What does "poke the bear" mean?
A phrase uttered to ward off people who are needlessly angering, upseting, or annoying you... sometimes even going out of the way to do so. A different way to warn people that they're on thin ice, or that a joke is going too far.
John, eating pancakes: Ughh, these are terrible...
Macy: I'm sorry I tried not to burn them this time...
John, laughing: The syrup isn't even seeping in!
Macy: Hey, you never cook so don't complain!
John, still giggling, takes another bite and makes a gagging sound
Macy: Hey, don't poke the bear!
Poke the bear - what does it mean?
When you poke your prostate for the first time and ejaculate unexpectedly
Marty broke up with his girlfriend and started experimenting with poking the bear
Poke the bear - meaning
A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.
Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."
Poke the bear - definition
When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.
I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"
Poke the bear - slang
To attempt sexual intercourse with your female partner during PMT.
She's grumpy but also sexy so I'll try to poke the bear.
Poke the bear
it is to express extreme annoyance and irritation by someone deliberately trying to PISS YOU OFF.
Friend: Haha u got wrecked, scrub
You: POKING THE BEAR, DONT PISS ME OFF.
Poke the bear
A game from the TV Show "Scrubs" where two people passive-aggressively make fun of a person standing nearby, slowly getting more and more critical/personal with the person. The game ends when the person tries to call you on insulting them, or one of the players makes nervous eye contact with the person, giving it away.
Example of Poke the bear:
(Dr. Cox enters the room from the room of a patient he cannot diagnose)
J.D.: So Turk, yesterday i had this patient I could just not diagnose.
Turk: Wow you must have felt like a real jackass.
J.D.: I did feel like a jackass, but then I was able to figure out what was wrong with them because I'm not a jackass, I'm a good doctor... Oh hey Dr. Cox, how are things?
Poke the bear
To act in such a way that has a good, but not definite chance, of causing trouble. (You can poke a bear once and maybe get away with it, but if you keep poking him, he's going to get really angry.) To stir things up.
"I figure all I have to do is keep hacking that big guy when we play ball with him and eventually, he'll stop driving the lane."
"Dude, I think you're poking the bear on that one... you better watch out."