What is ploos?

"Pl~U~tonic" is often mistaken for "pl~A~tonic" whereby respective individuals are attracted but conscientiously abstain from sex.
Sooo ironically, a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship is one whereby the respective individuals shag each other crazy until too sore to continue!?!

Perfect examples of a "Pl~U~tonic" relationship are:

- when a couple meet, share Acorn coffee & are respectively topless & pantless in bed within 30 mins, soon massaging, then kissing & after passing out wake with her hands on his erect penis & proceed to fuck immediately

- directly after drinking too many milk based beverages & gorging respectively on steak & pancakes, the female follows the male home, clothes are magically but fortuitously removed & they fuck immediately; OR where the female proceeds directly to their own home but cannot shake the building desires that engross her every thought & eventually (within 48 hours is acceptable) invites the male over for Acorn coffee but really has the single, overwhelming need to fuck immediately, which of course happens in her "Princess & the Pea" 3 mattress bed

Generally, where a woman uses the word "Pl~U~tonic" it is purposeful & done so to basically advise the male "yeah, I'm dying to fuck the 'friend' out of you, lets lock it in for sometime soon though, OK!"

The word "Pl~U~tonic" is NEVER used by males except where referring to a situation where a female has used the word towards him...

Female (usually smoking hot & gagging for it!): "Let's not have sex & be "Plutonic (ploo-tonn-ick)" friends, OK"
Male: (says) "OK"
Male: (thinks) "I read ya 110%, you're not gonna shag my brains out (say) in my car while I drive around pretending to not find your car, but definitely soon"

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Ploos - what is it?

Ploo pie a wicked thorny tropical plant resembling aloe.

Walking Tru de ploo pie got me shoes torn up and me legs juked.

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What does "ploos" mean?

Adj. 1. To mess with somthing or someone
Plural Ploos to mess with multipal people or things

"Dude your plooing with my keyboard"

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Ploos - what does it mean?

A sign of affection

Hey thats muh girl
really?
yeah she's muh Ploo

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Ploos - meaning

Ploo is a response to any type of question, answer, or statement. It can be positive or negative, and is usualy delivered when you are uncertain of what to say. Therefore It is the perfect response to anything said to you. (Unless that anything is "I'm Pregnant" in which case instead of saying "Ploo" you should run or deliver a swift punch to the ovaries, killing the unborn child thus eliminating your problem.)