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What is pilate?Exercises for your penis.. If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates... pilate - meme gifpilate - videoPilate - what is it?Roman Judge at the Trial of Jesus Christ. Ordered the execution of Jesus but did so very reluctantly. Didn't believe Jesus conspired against Rome or committed treasonous actions. Cop #1: I can't believe I had to give a man in a Santa Suit a DUI. What does "pilate" mean?A variation of pilates designed to strengthen the abs and back, improve muscle control, and increase flexibility for spectacular marathon lovemaking sessions. I've been working on my ghetto pilates so I can ride that tail for hours. Pilate - what does it mean?A Chinese Pirate. "Damn you, you yellow bellied Pilate!" Pilate - meaningMeth thats good for smoking. Will you load those pilations into my pipe? Pilate - definitionA group of pirates that speak Engrish. Oh my! The pilates have raided my house and written mistranslated obsceneties all over my walls! Pilate - slangThe latest set of exercises that can make you look really good if you work at them dilligently and suffer through some pain, but are marketed as "easy" and "fun" in books and videotapes for the 25-50 female crowd. Aerobics and weights and yoga all failed, but pilates has this weird sounding name so maybe it's different and will work. PilateA form of torture created by Pontius Pilate, the man who crucified the savior. It's not as easy as you might think. St. Paul was certified in Pilates and Advanced Spin. The original 12 wanted to emphasize diet (bread, wine, omega 3s from fish oil, etc.) This caused quite a schism as you might imagine. This went on for awhile, until the Serfing craze caught on with the Barbarian invasion of Ringo, George, Cedric, and Dagobert. After the crucifixion,a lot of fitness buffs tried to jump on the band wagon so Pilate was forced opened a gym (Pilates Fitness, inc.) at the local coliseum and hire some trainers. The gold members were given the "Martyr" card. Pilate1. Governor of Judea. 1. Hey look, there's that Roman guy Pilate washing his hands compulsively. PilateSome cool canadian band that has a really soft sound. Pilate rocks. What was the dude about smoking? |
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