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What is phud?

too tired to form any thoughts

person 1:How are you today?

person 2: phud

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Phud - what is it?

''Phud'' is short for Vagina, the word originates from Punjabi. A ''Phud Master Express'' is known as the master and pro of having sexual intercourse with a woman's vagina in the shortest amount of time. ''Phud Master Express'' is able to have intercourse with a line up of 22 women in just one hour.

Hey see that guy, he's a real Phud Master Express, he's really fucking a lot of girls.

Wow! I wish i could be Phud Master Express! But my mom said i can't have sex until marriage.

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What does "phud" mean?

female masturbation

kuran likes to phud maal at night as thats when she's in the mood.

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Phud - what does it mean?

Nonsense word used generally by mentally incompetant old bastards.
More prominantly used by people who lack control over their bladder / bowl actions and/or balding reclusive type figures

Oh PHUD!, i have just pissed meself and me witout my sack on too.

Oh, no, just becuse my hair resembles wheatabix, you cant blame me for that 'spliilage' on the floor you phud!

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Phud - meaning

Derogatory slang for Ph.D. or Doctor of Philosophy degree, comparing it to a female vagina, in that it's a right fanny of or not a proper degree or an excuse not to get a proper job.

So you're a phud mate? So you'd rather fanny about than get a proper job?

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Phud - definition

Females vaginal area and often used when talking about oral sex.

"Oh baby, let me finger your phud!"

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Phud - slang

An out-of-touch and often senile college or university professor (from Ph.D.).

Dr. Stumblebottom was such a phud that he was found wandering naked in the library, unaware that he had forgotten to put on his clothes that morning.

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