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What is pattinson?
Some really overrated actor who is best known for his work as Edward Cullen in the film Twishi-uh I mean Twilight....
He is known to people (when I say people, I mean fangirls and tabloids) sometimes as R-Pattz.
He actually first made his big debut playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and I have to say he was actually good then (this was BEFORE the twilight fangirls and Kristen Stewart came.)
There are some aspects of him which I do like, however, in that he starred in harry potter and (surprisingly) he hates twilight!!
Fangirls absolutely adore him and think he is the fittest man on earth and that he is going to be their husband- no chance there! Those people are idiots. If they are your friends, for the love of God, please stick a Harry Potter book under their nose and force them to watch the Harry Potter films over and over again, this'll show them some sense.
Person 1: Oh Ma gawd Edward Cullen is FIT!
Person 2: You mean Cedric Diggory?
Person 1: NAOOOO EDWARD CULLEENNNNNN! HE'S GUNNA BE MA HUBBY INNIT?!
(Person 2 shows GOF to Person 1)
Person 1: Wow, I must say, Robert Pattinson is more appealing in the Goblet of Fire than in the Twilight saga. Cedric Diggory is a much braver character than Robert Pattinson's other alter-ego, Edward Cullen.
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Pattinson - what is it?
A mediocre actor who was launched to fame by snagging the role of Cedric Diggory in the fourth Harry Potter film. He was noted as a attractive actor but his face did not launch a thousand ships of fandom. Yet. He was later offered the part of Edward Cullen in the movie Twilight where his acting was significantly less than it was in the Potter film. The fact that he did not take his character seriously shown through in every scene. Robert has now taken to not showering daily and enjoys leaving his hair greasy so it sticks up in funny ways. Unfortunately thousands upon thousands of very vocal girls would love to run their hands through his slimy locks.
Hey you haven't showered in days, you're starting to look like Robert Pattinson.
What does "pattinson" mean?
He is a guy on Twilight. The main character. if you don't love him, you hate him. i know im gonna get some shizz over this but WHO CARES!? he just a person. no need to diss him. no need to swoon. i dont hate him, but i dont love him either.
Robert Pattinson Fan: OMG I LOVE ROBERT TO DEATH!!!!
Robert Pattinson Hater: NO HE'S BULL IN EVERYTHING HE DOES!
Me: STFU ALL OF YOU. CALM DOWN AND BE NICE. and not to over the top
Pattinson - what does it mean?
Unattractiv Brittish actor who actually did well in playing his part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter but then he screwed his career by taking up the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight. He also doesn't wash his hair because apparently, greasy hair is now sexy.
Also see: ugly and untalented
Me: (walks by Robert Pattinson) Ew.. what's that smell??
Pattinson - meaning
British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.
fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!
fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!
Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?
Pattinson - definition
An is an English actor, model and musician.
He's actually a really good actor, who has been in some decent to pretty good films.
However, he is best known for staring in Twilight.
Despite getting more money than god for playing this role, he understandably hates playing it, and probably cries himself to sleep at night wondering why the hell he signed that fucking contract, all while cuddling with a big pile of cash.
Actual comment said by Rob Pattinson during an interview:
"When I read it I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing."
Pattinson - slang
An actor.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.
just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.
Robert Pattinson is an actor. End of story.
Pattinson
the absolute love of my life.
boy: hey wanna go on a date?
girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
Pattinson
Indie film darling loved by directors Cronenberg, James Gray, Claire Denis, The Safdie Bothers, David Michôd and Brady Corbet, he has upcoming projects which include The Batman Matt Reeves and starring in Tenet Christopher Nolan, he has been the beloved muse of Dior for the past six years
Post-Production
⋆ Waiting for the Barbarians
⋆ The King (2019)
⋆ The Lighthouse (2019)
⋆ The Devil All The Time (2020)
Filming
⋆ Tenet (2020)
Pre-production
⋆ The Batman (2021)
⋆ The Stars at Noon
Robert Pattinson is so fucking hot and so fucking talented
Pattinson
The last name of the most gorgeous man on Earth. This last name is often tagged to people's Facebook, Bebo, twitter etc names to pretend they're married to him.
Rose Smith-Pattinson (a fan of robert pattinson)
Pattinson is soooo gorgeous (thinks robert pattinson is gorgeous)